- My life. Left it -

2007-09-12T22:30:00.000+08:00

hey guys! i moved again! its now mechanician.WORDPRESS.com

hahaa cya there!

elliot yamin - wait for you

2007-09-03T22:53:00.000+08:00

it has been a long time such a good song is produced. its like, you play and play and play, still wouldn't get too sick of it. hahahah enjoy :) and if you want it, ask from me ;]

Elliot Yamin - Wait For You

I never felt nothing in the world like this before
Now I'm missing you
and I'm wishing that you would come back through my door
Why did you have to go?
You could have let me know
So now I'm all alone

Girl you could have stayed
but you wouldn't give me a chance
With you not around it's a little bit more then i can stand
And all my tears they keep running down my face
Why did you turn away?

So why does your pride make you run and hide?
Are you that afraid of me?
But I know it's a lie what you keep inside
This is not how you want it to be

So baby I will wait for you
Cause I don't know what else i can do
Don't tell me I ran out of time
If it takes the rest of my life
Baby I will wait for you
If you think I'm fine it just ain't true
I really need you in my life
No matter what i have to do I'll wait for you

It's been a long time since you called me
(How could you forget about me)
You got me feeling crazy (crazy)
How can you walk away,
Everything stays the same
I just can't do it baby

What will it take to make you come back
Girl I told you what it is
it just ain't like that
Why can't you look at me,
your still in love with me
Don't leave me crying.
Baby why can't we just start over again
Get it back to the way it was
If you give me a chance I can love you right
But your telling me it wont be enough

So baby I will wait for you
Cause I don't know what else i can do
Don't tell me I ran out of time
If it takes the rest of my life
Baby I will wait for you
If you think I'm fine it just ain't true
I really need you in my life
No matter what i have to do I'll wait for you

So why does you pride make you run and hide
Are you that afraid of me?
But I know it's a lie what your keeping inside
Thats not how you want it to be

Baby I will wait for you
Baby I will wait for you
If it's the last thing i do

Baby I will wait for you
Cause I don't know what else i can do
Don't tell me I ran out of time
If it takes the rest of my life
Baby I will wait for you
If you think I'm fine it just ain't true
I really need you in my life
No matter what i have to do
I'll wait for you

I'll Be Waiting...

getai

2007-08-30T23:03:00.000+08:00

on the way from comex ( don't bother to go and browse, go only if you are damn sure you are gonna buy something BIG, because its exactly the same as the previous one, even the placing of the booth is CONSTANT, and one thing is for sure, its BLOODY PACKED, they say its sort of sardine, i say its luncheon meat... woah what a big part of digressing :p ) when mum ask me go watch 歌台at amk there.

didn't want to go, because phone low batt, and there being another luncheon meat case, i guessed it will be quite difficult to find them, and everyone gonna get pek chek.

so took 133 and went home. fell asleep and the next thing i saw was "AMK hub" somemore the A.M.K font and font color is really ugly.

hola i reached AMK. talking about fate hur.

so took 261 go ave 10. just dropped off where all the uncles are, and i wont be wrong hahaha and i am really right.

yeah you wish the singers were this pretty

very tired ar. but still need to write the bloody SIP report. but i am really looking forward to tomorrow!

不能说的秘密 hehe

antonio puerta

2007-08-29T04:54:00.001+08:00

this is really scary. i think most of you heard of the Captain from OCS collasped and died after he ran the army half marathon. then almost on the same day, Antonio Puerta, a Spanish player, collasped when he was running back to his own goal.

he suffered multiple cardiac arrests, teammates and medic had to prevent him from swollowing his tongue on the spot, but they couldnt prevent his death. he died at hospital 3 days later from multiple organs failure.

they should be really fit, one a captain from ocs, and another is a player from one of the toughest soccer league. their fitness should be tip top, but these happened.

sigh, how unprecdictable can life get.......

manchester boleh

2007-08-27T01:28:00.000+08:00

赢啦! 我们终于赢啦！四战首个胜利，我们终算出头了！

曼彻斯特联队，加油！给他们一点颜色看看！没了儒尼，罗那耳朵，安徒生，朴贞选，萨哈，我们照踢无误，管他什么热刺冷刺，现在才是真正的开始！

哦，好饿，真想吃皮蛋粥

oops

2007-08-21T22:47:00.000+08:00

went to look for a birthday present just now, then i saw this sunglass which looks good but quite expensive, so i put it back, but...

PRANGKKKKKKKKK

damn loud the sound, i accidentally knocked down a whole damn rack of sunglass

looks something like this, albeit its deeper and not so wide
of cos i din had the time to take a photo, malu and cannot alr

the whole shelf of sunglass collasped into the bottome rack, causing one whole mess, like what they say, a "sunglass orgy"

i immdiately blushed and sweat big time. i thought sia liao gonna buy home dozens of broken sunglassed home already. lucky the person was nice enough to comfort me thats it okay. i really wanted to buy something but bo leh, nothing. so faster run away. phew. then i continue knocking into whatever in my path, quickly siam home.

new wallpaper

2007-08-17T17:16:00.000+08:00

ladies and gentlemen, my new desktop picture!

so when teacher comes next time, i will just ~~Ctrl~~windows + M then it will appear as though i am working.. muahahahah

a380

2007-08-14T19:54:00.000+08:00

2 weeks ago, my supervisor told us that the aerospace engineering cohort is going to terminal 3 and test the Airbus A380, that bloody double decked bus can carry like, 600 people into air? marvel of engineering... hahaha

so naturally we were quite excited, cos we gonna be "pioneers"

fast forward 2 weeks, i can tell you its bloody boring. yeah its great that we got to see the new airport and board the new plane, but the whole process is so bloody long, i wished i stayed in school and bake my library.

reach t3 at 10, and like all school organised events, COCK UP. it was like one hr later then i got the boarding pass, but the name was wrong -.- so i wrote my own name on the pass. then we had to exchange for security pass, by then it was well into 12pm.

the brand new t3

which needs just sunlight to operate. hence no night flights!

took the new tram to t2 haha another "pioneer" thereafter we walked from one end to another in t2 to take the bus, i mean airbus. suay suay kana the economy main deck. the teachers are suckers, they laughed their way into first class. went in, very normal, like any other boeing 747.

the overwieght plane.

we repeated this process for 4 times. board alight board alight board alight board alight. i whole year also never go on plane so many times before. first and third time they asked us to dirty the cabin as much as possible and so the packet of peanuts ended on the floor instead of my mouth.

mum, choose me. i can cook can wash can carry can eat!

one thing good is, they made sure we were well fed. they really feed us like hungry ghost, weird ar? france also got ge-tai ar?

national day 07

2007-08-09T13:28:00.000+08:00

how was your national day eve??

hahaha i acted as if i have life by counting down with aunties at sengkang. countdown to national day, NO LESS. i thought ppl only countdown to new year, christmas and to some extend, exams. but national day! first time.

the whole of sengkang was here!

typical RC-held-events-show was staged on the "centre stage" (where the hell was the side stage??) swallow fire, malay dance, bangra dance, change face, guest appearance by j-team.

the malay dance got a really gayee male dancer in it, his hand twist like hes going to dislocate it, and the bangra dancer came up with some lame stunts which werent really well-executed hahaha and the face changing master is from singapore. i thought its a national-treasured piece of skill, how come any monkey can learn it? and to add singapore spirit to it, he added magic into face changing. typical singaporean, the more the better.

and then there was fireworks! not bad considering its a neighbourhood kind of party. not those lame fireworks which's as tall as my little cousin, its a big-assed fully blown one up to 6, 7 storey those sorts.

oh ya, sengkang's MP is handsome :P

good day

2007-08-06T00:20:00.000+08:00

if only i've got Doraemon's super camera that can capture the surrounding like the smell, the noise even the gentle breeze together with the picture....

then you can smell the scent of ocean, feel the breeze and hear the laughters of the uncle-beside-me-who-jus-caught-a-really-small-fish . i really liked something about this at the time i took it at bedok jetty, the serenity of it... awwwww really really comfortable

now another picture i wished i took with the wonder-cam.....

then you can smell the effects of the buffet i had the previous day, feel the humidity of the toilet and hear the moans-of-mine-who-just-boombed-the-toilet-big-time. wahahhahaha it was really really comfortable too! for me at least :p

goal in life

2007-07-31T23:26:00.000+08:00

was getting ready to sleep, but something hit me hard. no i dont mean the ceiling lamp falling on me.

now life is like going to school, animate the mundane model of the mundaner library in front of the mundanest computer. then i will go home, eat the same old GOLDEN AN PEI NA FRAGRNT rice, watch the same old SAMSUNG LCD tv and use the same old bloody VAIO computer again, blogs youtube msn, and sadly to say its really hard to hold a conversation for long now. i am seriously sick of this routine now. they say this is consistency, i say this is b u l l s h i t

then my mum walked in, told her what i was thinking about and how i am wasting my precious youth. she suggested that i should go learn something, and enrich myself, like COMPUTER. dammit obviously my mum wasnt reading the previous paragraph.

know of people are going for something they have passion for, french korean spanish baking photograhy blah blah blah even salsa. i have been figuring what's mine.

i would love to set up a business of my own, be a entrepreneur, which sounds rather cool. ON-TRU-PRU-NE-YOR. something like, an online fashion street, selling menswear of varying price range. you know? right now online stuffs are either mostly female or some expensive US brands. then mine will be named after an African tribe, like soninke.com or urhobo.com or even limpopo.com

or or or maybe i can buy the franchising rights of krispy kreme. KK's kickass doghnut trash Doughnut Factory's doughnuts at any chance at any place at anytime man. but heres the stumbling block.

"Applicants must have current ownership and operating experience or previous ownership and operating experience of multi-unit food service operations in the market that you desire to develop."

my dad sells pork and i have experienced it. can or not, mr krispy kreme?

"Our franchisees must possess the capital sufficient to fund the development of the market. We currently grant franchises on an area development basis. Specifically, our area developers are required to build multiple stores (10 or more) in a market. The minimum net worth requirement is $30 million or $1,000,000 per store to be developed, whichever is greater. For instance, a 15-store market requires a minimum net worth of $30,000,000."

NAH!! 30 MILLION i would struggle even with rupiah. they are talking about the freaking USD i don't know the exact meaning of net worth, but 30 million is like, every single singaporeans have to spend 10 bucks on doughnut each, including every ah ma, every uncles every baby and every bangalas. gasp.

so all in all, these are just sandcastles in the air. i shall go find for an answer in ma dreams. perhaps i will be a rapper. yo. fat siong in the house yo. rock this parteh yo. dj, spin that shit. yo

no, not for me....

bored

2007-07-28T21:19:00.001+08:00

I am so bored!!

What is the difference between a person committing suicide by jumping 5 stories and the other jumping down from 40th floor??

give up??

1st person :

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *boom*

2nd person :

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *gasp*
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *boom*

HA HA HA CAN YOU NOW BELIEVE HOW BORED I AM ?

bored

2007-07-28T21:19:00.000+08:00

law?

2007-07-22T13:36:00.000+08:00

a very strange law in Malaysia.

If your car window doesn't allow 50 percent of light pass through it, you will have to pay RM300 (S$130) in order to continue the journey into the country, or else, you can choose not to pay and turn back.

Is this a law? Its like,

To-be-murderer : I gonna kill someone now

Police :But you would be given a death sentence for it.

TBM : Its okay, I will still kill.

P : Ok, go ahead, and I will nab you after that.

If its a law, it should be paying the fine, and still asked to be turned back. Now this is a law. What Malaysia doing is like collecting entrance fee. So what's the concern now for allowing a certain percentage of light entering the vehicle? Safety?

As if the owner of the vehicle paid the "entrance fee", his journey would be safe from what would happened if he had too heavily tinted window.

Crap.

Yeah I know we have a crappy law too. No chewing gum. haha it was on ripley's belive it or not. "Crazy or not, its the law"

jap pancake

2007-07-10T18:47:00.000+08:00

there is this Hokkaido fair at TM. all the aunties grab those stuffs machiam free gifts. mind you, jap stuffs at expensive. but its quite interesting to see those delicate packaging of jap products.

then there is this queue, stretched all the way into isetan, selling Japanese Butter Manju Cake. even the seller dont know whats Manju. so dont ask me haha

being the typical singaporean, the mantra " when theres queue, theres good food" struck me hahaha

i like the job of this security guard. cos the queue was actually broken up in the middle, to allow ppl to walk through, so some ignorant aunties would queue at the front end of the line, then this guard will go up and tell them the queue starts at all the way into isetan.

if i were him, i would give the typical-smelly-snorty guard's face and tell those ppl " hello, you wanna buy pancake ar? sorry hor queue inside there." and then look at those flustered faces of the idiots. ok i was one of them hahahaha

stood in the line for whopping 40 minutes.

the flour had to be beaten by a mixer that mixes cement.

i peng i peng i peng peng peng

actually its quite good. the red bean one (oh wait, i just realised. i left the rest on the freaking bus! damn it! its for my mum.. arghhh fugggg) is not bad, so is the custard. ( sobsss why i so adsent minded ) but its quite exp, 1 for 1.20, 10 for 11, and i bought 20. ( ya la! nabeh! heng left afew only )

my pancake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 damnnnnnn

give it some water!

2007-07-09T22:57:00.000+08:00

the mango just went for a marathon. hahaha give it some water! the weather's too hot.

wad a day

2007-07-06T00:12:00.000+08:00

today we are going to study this one good phrase " hao xing gei lei zhng" which loosely translate into kind-hearted let lightning strike....

i got this friend, mr chen. his girlfriend, ms wong, needs a picture of car, so did her friend ms wu. so i brought this 2 mags along, since i have dozens of it. but but but, the car pictures don't have man with it. they need it to draw "proportion" or something like that, so mr chen googled for ms wong, while i googled for ms wu. then i use mr chen thumb drive and print it for ms wu. cost me 75 cents. never mind about that few cents.

i left the freak thumb drive at the printing shop. and some bastard took it! you, ya you who took it, i wish you hum ka cham.

i felt so bad, cos mr chen's thumb drive is a present from ms wong. brought back from hongkong. how to buy ?? bo bian wanna go simlim buy one for him back, since there were still some time from dismissal and plus i drove today. on the way, ms tan, called me. asked me to send her to chinatown. bloody hell. forgot that i shldnt help people already. havelock road there got erp, i don't know, zoooooom pass.

LIAO. another 10 dollar gone.

i think this accounts for 1% of our GDP

i lost 30 dollar cos i wanna help ppl. oh ya need to add another 2 bucks. ytd cine there got one auntie sell tissue. see her poor thing, wanna buy one from her. gave her 1 dollar, still wanna tell her jus give me one packet will do. so she did, pass me a packet

then tell me its TWO DOLLAR FOR ONE PACK.

eh young punk. my tissue cost 2 dollar per pack

i good heart let her chop like carrot.

****
transformer damn nice.

sms competition

2007-07-01T19:00:00.000+08:00

jeff asked me to go for a sms competition. can see he is quite desperate, desperate until ask me. then still asked me ask one more friend to join -.

you know why? 'cos there was a grand total of 3 teams, of 5 people. pathetic. the terms and conditions still state that " a maximum of 20 teams may participate in each prelimary round " i heard there's only 5 team yesterday. hahahaha 20 teams? if got 20 people join the organsiers should be happy enough.

the spectators.

got 2nd in the end. hahaha 2nd out of 3 teams. the winners was a bunch of ~~ahlians~~ young girls, who should be quite pro in msging. turned out that they participated yesterday, hence they could get used to the laggy, small-buttoned k810. my thumb alone was enough to pressed 1-9 a-z.

but i am not being a sore here hor :p they got a osim mini massager, iPen, which is long, and can vibrate. ( i know what are you thinking you cheeky fella ) and by getting into the finals next sunday, you are guaranteed of a phone, either the 810 or the 550, which cant be that good either. oh i sense sourgrapes hahaha

3 bored guys

2007-06-25T01:49:00.000+08:00

hahaha this is what 3 bored guys do when they are. erm. bored. hahaha

2007 Autumn/spring Fashion Show

Leg Hair Cutting Service by Darrell Ong

anyone interested party wanna join next time? we are looking forward to do THESE with you guys!

woo hoo man utd 07/08

2007-06-06T10:27:00.000+08:00

hahaha buy buy buy. its the great singapore sale and ferguson went shopping-happy. hargreaves nani anderson fabio silva rafael silva.

lets see how the formation will look like next season

number of players above 30 years of age : 1 (van der sar)

average age : 23.32

hahaha i am waiting for berbatov!

and good job in signing pizzaro and a host of free players, jose.

kensington!

2007-05-31T23:34:00.000+08:00

thia in black, me in red. you go figure what happened

at least we got to play soccer, albeit tio gan 3 times. very sad. play soccer until like pick-pocketing or molesting people. must act like mouse, here run there run.

security! you no childhood is it? nabeh play soccer only got so many things to say. come qie la. loser go home!

oh sad

2007-05-29T19:27:00.000+08:00

hahaha ya i think most of you knew Miss Japan is the new Miss Universe.

but you know who is "Miss Hip-Hop" ?

MISS AMERICA!

wow that was some move huh? miss usa in the house yo

wishlist

2007-05-24T00:16:00.000+08:00

every blog seems to have a wishlist. so i drew up one myself!

! note : in ascending cost sequence :p

krispy kreme doughnut, AUS$10.50/dozen

this is one hell of a doughnut. cripsy and sweet on the outside, soft and fluffy on the inside. i have been thinking of it since my last visit to sydney. if i got the capital i confirm buy the franchise. thrash the raffles city doughnut until NO CHANCE

creative wireless headset, S$199

if only everything are wireless! including charging of stuffs . i hate wires. they are messy and tangling and messy!

new nokia n95, S$968

very cool phone, can slide east can slide west. got alot functions like gps mp3 5mp camera wifi office viewer 3g video call blah blah blah. and my n70 now switches off by itself memory got full for nothing and scratchy

open concept wardorbe, S$1000+++

i like this kind of wardobe. can keep almost everything. then can easily see whats inside. i am a lazy person who likes to be organised :P ikea one will be good enough

ASUS Lamboghini Laptop, S$3599

powerful and gorgeous. if you cannot own the namesake , own this also not bad. still got the name in it. the specs is gawd. go check for yourself. the black one is swooshhh.

Simmons Mattress, a few thousand dollars

i like the advertisment. the bowling ball drop on bed but the pins never fall. i need this function. i sleep with tons of things on my bed ranging from phone, wallet, pens, books, wires, food and even laptop. but i will find them around the bed on the floor the next morning.

renovate the flat, S$40, 50k?

some of you might know, my house is made up of 2x 3 rooms flat. meaning i got one wall in the middle, 2 kitchens ,2 bathrooms and 2 utility rooms. if i can, i will hack the bloody wall in the middle completely and make the kitchen open. that is, no wall seperating the living room and kitchen. if can, i will make a mini gym out of the useless/useful utility room. then ahhh... home sweet home (:

Lexus GS 300/Touareg 3.2, S$180,000

the gs300 is lux, graceful and elegant while the touareg is big powerful and macho. if i really have this money, i would suffer a major dilema. but maybe touareg has the slight advantage in the cabin space available for me this big size

sentosa cove villa, S$ 2,000,000

top top development in singapore. a super lux villa built along the coast of sentosa. imagine waking to the beauty of sea front view, and maybe some bikini babes hahaha :p 2 million? no problem, i will burn it to the developer.

Bugatti Veyron, Euro 1,300,000( about S$ 3,000,000 )

every man's dream, to own a super car during some part of his life. this machine, generate 1001 bhp and travel at a top speed of 407km/h. compared to the trusty toyota corolla altis, 110 bhp and 185 km/h. bugatti will be the ultimate super car of everyone's dream. theres none is singapore yet, and rumoured it will be about 4 to 5 million dollars to get it locally hahaha for a car? again i will burn of the dealer and maybe get a fleet of veyrons.

-at top speed, veyron travel the length of football field in one second
-veyron gave f1 car head start of 120mph, but will still reach 200mph first
-it suck in 10,000 gallon of air per minute at top speed. a human does that in 4 days

not convinced? watch this

totally wish list cost : S$7 228 789++

if i take 40 years to earn this, i will have to earn $180,719.73 per year, 15,059.98 per month, 501.99 per day, 20.91 per hour, 35 cents per minute. without eating, sleeping and spending on other stuffs.

quick go save 35cents, ok maybe 45cents, so that u can eat and all, now! 40 yrs ltr you will be fucking rich hahahaha

swear

2007-05-19T00:43:00.000+08:00

i swear, i tried to update more often. but time really flies ar. one week past already and i had done nothing other than to pluck some furniture into the library, play tetris online. this game is super addictive. should go try. relish those good old times hahaha http://freetetris.org try to beat level 19 heh

other than this. nothing already. watch this if you are bored http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsom99Ds43U

mother's day

2007-05-14T00:41:00.000+08:00

mother's day moring was bad. went to temple to pay respect for my uncle at some bedok temple. reached there around 11.30 but my aunt wasn't there even though we are supposed to meet at 11. haha i admit we were late also.

then we called my cousin. they mentioned 5 minutes to my mum. of cos we took it as they will arrive in 5 minutes.

i called again 20 minutes later with a du lan voice, then my cousin wife picked up. it turned out to be 5 minutes later then they will leave their house. by then already it was already 12.45? so i keep poking her with the things i say lor. then she also dulan. they reached that time my cousin told me very nicely " young man, i know u got temper, but you should also show some respect to your elder (his wife)

wahh i got so many things to talk back but i don't want to do that in front of uncle's tablet. then bo bian apologise and she gave me that ok-lor-i-forgive-you that face.

SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS MY TEMPER.

why i so kan chiong leh? cos sister book a table at this restaurant in Lido for mother's day at 2pm but last order's at 230. by 210 me and my mum still at bedok plus it was raining. NO CAB. by this time my head wanna explode into minced meat already.

but managed to get there in time la. and look at those cute dim sum made me forget about that.. her..

crocs. some tart with lotus filling

snakes. bun with vegetable filling

phoenix. chicken filling inside

dolphins. sesame coating with custard filling

rabbit. some marshmellow-like foamy coconut buns

ducklings. yam with mixed fillings inside. BEST!

haha cute hor? i reckon the chef first time make that time confirm pissed one. i think i will serve all in a ball shape. simple n easy hahahah

then came home cut cake and all. hahaha and watch man utd lift the trophy! what a long wait for the Devils' fan, but even longer for some Red's fan though :p

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!

school's sian

2007-05-11T15:34:00.000+08:00

this is what i had done for the past 3 weeks..

television

book shelf

magazine/newspaper rack

hahaha i am supposed to build a virtual library out of these parts of library. sounds easy. but we have to let user "fly through" the library, thats the harder part.

the end result should be like this hahaha HOPEFULLY.

a question though . what has this got to do with aerospace engineering? like not very practical. but the in-charge say until like very attractive like that. plus the plush-ness of the lab made me believe a little bit hahahah

long over due

2007-05-10T10:08:00.000+08:00

ok have to admit the skin dint turn out to be what i had wanted. but heck no one really bothers about blog now, let alone skin :p

well well, been really really lazy to update for half a year, but sometimes see smth really funny then feels like sharing with you guys, like bad engrish...

or an old man falling into the drain.

hahaha ok ok i am not so bad :p

ok lets look forward to more posts in the future!

back!

2007-05-09T02:40:00.000+08:00

hahaha changed a new template.. hopefully i can regain posting more regular. if not very dangerous.. keep on don come wait ppl think i pregnant.

-.-

very lame. but a good start for a new skin which is created by me :p ideas take from where u can guess.. hopefully its quite obvious, or it will mean i have failed hahahha till then!

love is in the air

2006-12-06T01:49:00.000+08:00

love is in the air, even the disgusting cockroaches are behaving intimately in the public ... hahaha

heh-sorh heh-sorh

oh yeah baby oh yeah baby

yeah this is what you should do, instead of going around and disturb human, but remember to wear protection, i don want more baby roaches to mate and produce even more roaches to disturb people

vietnam

2006-12-04T02:19:00.000+08:00

ho chih minh is their late president

vietnam wasn't as interesting as my cousin had described :/ other then i got to be an millionaire for a couple of days hahaha 1 S$ = 10,000 Dong. i love it when i say, " hundred thousand ar? so cheap!!"

hahaha the traffic there is terrible. if you think new zealand's 4 million cows is outrageous, think4 million bikes in a city. their traffic lights are like non existent, everyone just go straight the road they wanted, even though its red. but their driving skills super, i never see a car with dent or anything on their car, not like me, go out of carpark slot also kena.

chiong ar !!!!!

quite alot of sightseeing which is, unfortunately, not very sightly. hahaha lucky this trip i no need pay or else will spit smelly saliva but one thing good about going with company is that the food is quite good... there was this cruise dinner, where you get your food served by sailors as you cruise sails in the siagon river.

where's popeye?

then there is this woman performing fire stunts in only her bra and panty.

at this time, the taiwanese(who were on board too) whipped out their wallet to give tips, and us singaporeans? we whipped out our... drumrolls..... camera! like i did. how typical... lol

hoo-ha!hoo-ha!

their language very funny, i think very suitable for super teh people. alot of weird weird pronounciation

hai? san? i also don't know what talking you

u see! they don't even know what is the word, got question mark one !!

the best thing i did was to shoot a M-16 over there with real bullets. very shiok even though i dont know what am i aiming hahaha

bullets! very expensive considering i don own them

i aim i aim i aim aim aim. there's a butterfly!

other than that, the rest arent really worth mention, just as usual, shop shop shop..........

the famous hat, which i die die cant rmb what's the name.

finally my favourite picture of the trip...

whats the additional C for??

martial art

2006-11-26T21:44:00.000+08:00

kids nowadays are too stressed

Parents, are you looking at this?!?!

accident :(

2006-11-14T21:18:00.000+08:00

As some of you know right, I passed my driving practical last Friday

The joy was short lived. I almost immd ( 2nd time driving my dad car ) invovled in an accident last night when I wanna go fetch my sister from work with my dad and mum.

I was about to come out of the parking lot when this grey van suddenly appeared in front of me. I didn't know it was coming, because there is this lorry so tall beside me. I have to move out alittle to see what's coming from my right, I haven't even step on the accelerator, I only put half clutch when the van appeared. So you can't say that I was too fast and reckless, in fact why the van travelled so fast in the car I don't know. But still I know its my fault. Got illustration to make it clearer

Blue- My car
White - The van
Grey - The huge ass lorry

I couldn't do much other than to zham brake. But the damage was done. There was 2 lines of scratch on the van and my bumper's paint was peeled off, and part of my car plate crack. Cnsidered lucky already, if I inched in another cm, I think my head will be flattened, and the damages would definitely soar.

Take it as a lesson learnt lor :( lucky its not very expensive one. If its Mercs I die! Little little things cost you a bomb + mercs drivers (almost) all so guai lan one. This will teach me to be more careful next time :/ but super traumatised! I am like still raw then this happened. papa but ppl don't be scared if I do drive next time k! It's just an isolated accident!!

yay!

2006-11-12T00:53:00.000+08:00

finally had a chalet this year though its family one, its good. coz no need pay, but got plenty of food lol

one thing very stange is that the whole block has no occupant. i thought chalet not popular already. then 11pm that time..... woahhhh an influx of girls. some girl school, which i later found out is STC thru their PE tee, was having sort of a gala dinner. all gowns and heels. and very noisy. screaming shouting like hell. hahaha so jealous. i never had a prom, most likely never will :/

crazy drivers

2006-11-04T00:11:00.000+08:00

nowadays when you see road accidents, 6 out of 10 are caused by taxi. and i fully comprehended why today

Case I
Taxi Type : Sliver arrow
Car make : Skoda
Destination: From TP to Hougang
Purpose : Play mahjong. 4 person take wu hua!

*******

Very happy when i flagged this cab, because seen it many times but dont know the make of the car. Its that sliver colour one, with an arrow inside the logo. I sat in front and bombarded the uncle with may questions.

wrong move. he got very excited, told me its 2500cc how its better than mercs cab he drove previously blah blah blah then he say... there you see *pointing to the speedometer* ... wah nabeh, he going 120kmh on a normal road.

"very fast right. hahahaha!" i grabbed my unbuckled seat belt...

Case II
Taxi type : Comfort
Car make : Toyota Crown
Destination : Bishan to home
Purpose : Go home

*******

wah this driver is one thug. he filter like the road is his, like the coffins are there for us already. got once he kena horned when he ngeh ngeh want to cut lane, he exclaimed, in a very thick canto-accent chinese " lai la, zhuang wo la. wo lao le, she me dou bu pa!" i heard this i tio chua, he may be eighty but i only eighteen. he cut from left to right, from right to left as though he is playing daytona. still say no one give way to taxi, and the most he paya maximum 2k if he smashed the car. walao eh uncle, you know how much i worth anot!

his favourite sentence is "bu yong pa de la!" say it in the canto-accent.

so long

2006-11-01T21:10:00.000+08:00

pffft. so long never update already, even though i dont have A level, but still lack of motivation and motive to blog haha these few weeks hasnt been the most exciting weeks, oh yeah, apart from that my new class has 29 ppl. out of these 29 ppl, 29 are males. how many girls are there?? simple maths for you to solve :p hahaha how exciting!

past few days very headache. gonna think of a reason to pon school for 2 days coz going vietnam on the 30th of nov. but thats a thursday and i wont be back by sunday. and suay suay that friday i having graded lab work. so now left with 2 options. one is thursday go clinic and geng mc for the next day, or tell the office that my "uncle" going to vietnam to hold wedding ceremony. then i dont have the air ticket with me coz its with the travel agency. sian, really have to think a thousand lies just to cover that one lie.

school's really sian. today care person told us that there will be no industrial attachment, but only in-house attachment, which i think is very boring and stupid. but theres an alternative. that is to go to cambodia to do voluntary work for 2 weeks during march or april. this sounds much better then clock in 9-5 in school. go and help the local with their housing and basic computer connections. haha thanks dgoh for the remainder that there might still be landmines, must only walk those paths where ppl walked before. and shit over those shit in the bushes, just to make sure i have my legs when i return to singapore LOL

thats still sometime to ponder about this thing, so till then, i will try to blog more about my interesting school life (:

i think school's so bored, that it makes my lao peh funny. haha just now i teach him how to use the samsung phone. he asked me how to lock the bloody phone. i told him to press and hold * then press the shi （是）on the left. he joker go press the si(四）and the number 4 appear on the screen, and he innocently tell me nothing lehhh.... wa jitao peng. hahaha

haha ok ok before you all fall asleep because of the content, or lack of it, those A n O levellers! good luck for your papers!! hahaha your torments gonna be over soon! hang in there ((:

shifter mermaid

2006-10-15T00:50:00.000+08:00

went to the costa sands resort at sentosa. my friend budget, booked that hut, only 28$ per night hahaha. it is almost like the size of er.. a half of sbs' buses, not the double deckers though. sorry i couldn't think of better ones :p lol but it was quite fun with the people's warmth there. lol then i realised......

what's she doing here? i thought she was stationed at pasir ris!

this naked lady moved from pasir ris to sentosa! haha i think not many understood the artistic meaning behind this when it was at pasir ris. instead it got kids staring at this white figure, figuring out whether they can devour in the warmth of her ermm... yeah. hahaha quite happy though because i met someone i know =p

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that day i was working. then i smelt something bad. it was like shit wrapped in cigarette before being puffed. i thought it was the haze again. but it was quite clear.

that day was clear.

not like the past week.
i tried to take a photo of myself but turned out like this

so i look around. i saw this guy with a cigar. around 15cm long, around 1.5cm in diameter. but he was sitting in the smoking zone, so its ok. wahh i think he took up the 10 percentile set aside for smokers for the sheer amount of smoke it produced.

i think that chocolate stick can last him for an hour or so. because after 40 minutes, its still left with at least 4 cm. i think by the time he finished it, his life will be shortened by 37 days. for what? harm people harm yourself. i think it has the effect of stuffing the whole marlbrough pack into your mouth. the smell surely did.

anymore kfc?

2006-10-12T17:42:00.000+08:00

after our kfc, this is the real kentucky fried chicken. but this is extremely cruel. not for the weak.

but is it gonna stop you from eating kfc? i don think so.

winners

2006-10-10T17:16:00.000+08:00

hahah something very lame we shot a few months ago. then i add the music in n its looks pro doesnt it?? hahahaha

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this is one shot right after the match against rfc at yj. poor trevin, being subject to the traditional ritual during birthday. listen to his desperate pleas!

2006-10-07T01:48:00.000+08:00

enough of all the hobbies and the things i like. how about something i don't like >.<

i can safely assume that all public toilet bowls are fitted with the automatic sensor thay help those lazy bums flush off the poo poo. in fact i am a fan of this sensor. but! can someone make it not to flush every other minute? do they know its very impolite to disturb someone in the middle of something impt. its not very nice to sit at an angle of 30 degree to the toilet bowl while you are probably enjoying the best time of the day, in order not to get your bum wet with toilet bowl water.

some are ok. they flush gently. but some leh!?? flush like water no need money. like today i go to key point's. i chose a clean and sparkling cubicle. then i went in, locked the door, unzipped my pants and sat my butt on the cold bowl. THEN the toilet flushed. thanks to my reflexes, i siam heh heh.

i let off a huge bomb. just as it "PRIAKKKKK" the bowl went "PRUSHHHHH" again. its like the second time in 10 seconds. i think the sensor is damn good, not only sense for motion, but for sound too. they must have thought that priakkk was too loud, so it must be smelly and for the benefit of other user, they have to prushhh very fast, AND LONG. i hang in the 30 degree position for like 8 seconds. and between this to the end of everything. the bowl gave me a good 3 times of prushhh even though i dint priakkk anymore. i finally know why they charge me 20 cents per entry but i think i am the only one who slot the coin into the box.

just as when i left the toilet. the bowl when prushhh again. as though its saying
" thank you for shitting. please come again!"

blah

2006-09-28T11:48:00.000+08:00

was on the way to parkway yesterday. to buy some stuffs and rent dvds. days without a job is so slackingly-bored.

the bus i took. jus felt so strange. there is this uncle sitting down right infront, those face everybody's seat like mine. he sat parallel to the seat (so he is facing me) i think to prevent motion sicknes. then he hung himself on the round handle and his whole body shake shake shake. i gave him a stare. he stare me back, and at the same time, continue shaking.

then right at the back of the bus, got one couple. the guy wanna la-ji with the girl, but the girl keep pushing him away. hahaha the guy's expression was super classic.

then the best part. reached old airport road there, got one bunch of broadwick guys boarded the bus. i noticed one quite big size, maybe bigger than me, guy's name on his sewed-on name tag. his name is bloody RAFFLES TAN. gosh what is his parents thinking when they gave his son this name. he want him to find another singapore? or to have a mate named farquar(how to spell ar?) i thought its bad enough to name your kid Beckham Huang. OOPS.

and this raffles' friend is wallace PINK. i think there must be some typo or his last name is really pink.

my son's name will be MARCO POLO BLACK

lost 5-0

2006-09-22T22:35:00.000+08:00

wahh kana hatam today. felt how is it like when the team is at the receiving end of the result. hahaha next time we don score so much against people k.

for those who are sad.. take a look at this. i am sure it will make you laugh in one way or another hahaha

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS ELMO!

ohhhhh

2006-09-21T21:51:00.000+08:00

hahaha how? my second sister's boyfriend proposed today wor. this time no video though. they very low profile one but she just showed me her ring.

so that means very soon she will be moving, so that means only the 3 of us will occupy the house.

hahaha mixed feeling hur? luckily i don't have to go through this the third time. at least that's positively.

get ready for the wedding video people.. should be soon lol (:

woman

2006-09-20T20:07:00.000+08:00

Woman's Theorm. This is how its ~~deprived~~ derived..

otah dilema

2006-09-17T00:08:00.000+08:00

This is the scenario.

You bought a packet of rice that cost 2.8o, and when you are about to pay you saw one tray full of big, juicy OTAHS. Then you decide to add to your already wonderful packet of rice. But the store helper says " It cost 2.50, still want?"....... What do you do?

Ask what is the otah made from, if she said its whale meat, and maybe you might get attempted to buy it.
Buy it and show her you've got 2.50 and because the juicy otahs really appeal to you.
Ask her to take a look at her pathetic otahs and walk away.

I 2-ed. I think probably she must be smiling behind my back that time, coz she pocketed an additonal 1.50.

pm hatred

2006-09-09T21:19:00.000+08:00

Walked pass a pillar and saw this!

hahaha i think this guy was being rejected of his progress package.

shocker

2006-09-01T01:49:00.000+08:00

WHAT?! Just as I thought I had been through the shock of the decade, a shock of the CENTURY emerged.

TEVEZ and MASCHERANO going to, wait, WEST HAM?!?! what the hell are they doing there? fight against relegation? FA Cup? Ok maybe better, UEFA Cup.

For the benefit of the un-soccer people, let me illustrate an example to you guys. The above mentioned scenario is like, a karung-guni man, bought not only one, but TWO brand new, 760Li BMW (cost about 400+ k each. even imf delegates travelled in 730Li), to go around and collect old goods. He thought that he will pick up better more lucrative stuffs with his BMW, but all he gonna get is still old newspaper, old computers, old CD players. In the end, he ended up with more old newspaper, more old computers and more old CD players and 2 badly scratched 760.

Hahaha this world is really strange. This not only refer to the transfer market. Like that time i work. there was this lady? auntie? old hag? ok la whatever, lets call her Z. She is one angry woman who will get pek chek easily, curse and swear, talks in a strong tone, with hair like Fuo Zu. Ok la i didn't mean to make her sound so bad, but she is. and she even have this lanyard with bitches printed all over it hahaha. Then there is this uncle, friendly but got the typical go-geylang-face.

One fine day, the uncle brought a drink for Z. I though wah, why so good then i don have, and Z like drink it without saying thanks or whatever. I happened to know about Z's blog ( imagine your mum with a blog! ) so i went to check it out, out of curiosity and nothing else. THE UNCLE IS ACTUALLY Z'S HUBBY. peng sia

Its like, er Denis Koh married to Venessa Tan?

Or Tay Ping Hui is Xiang Yun's boyfriend.

ok not say uncle as handsome as tay ping hui, but its the link! THE LINK! i cant understand people now. haha

jay + fei yu qing

2006-08-31T00:21:00.000+08:00

hahaha so cool. Jay's new song is a duet with FEI YU QING. Good move there who would think that jay will find fei yu qing to sing with him. What's next? Jolin duet with Gao Ling Feng?? hahah i think dgoh will like that. Don't write that off people. LOL enjoy the mtv.

pluto's gone!

2006-08-26T16:36:00.000+08:00

Poor Pluto, got kicked out of the solar system.

oops wrong Pluto :P

The poor thing.

hahaha i don't think it matters anyway. So what if it is a planet or it's not? We wont be able to go there anyway ( ok maybe thousands of years later we can ) But our poor Primary Four kids will have to think of another way to memorise the order of the Planets.

It used to be what, My Very Educated Monster Just Now Send Us Pies, ( Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Saturn, Uranus, Pluto) but now we have run out of pies. And think about the millions of science textbooks that have to be edited. Tsk.

BoA

2006-08-23T02:05:00.000+08:00

Report:

Fulham FC manager Chris Coleman made a shock move for Japanese/Korean teen sensation, Boa. As Coleman looks to strengthen his squad prior to the closure of the transfer window, he turned his attention into foreign market. Boa caught Coleman's eyes as Boa is a quick two-footer and Coleman needs this versatility for his paper-thin squad. The deal, reportedly worth 56 thousand pound per week, will smash Fulham's record for their best paid player.

Boa expressed her delight at the possible deal

After being told of this piece of news, we interviewed several personnel around Craven Cottage.

Fulham's Chairman, Mohd Al Fayed.

"Personally I am really happy with the deal, even if I had to pay more, I would be more than willing. With this addition to the squad, we hope we can break into the Asian market. I think Boa will sell alot of shirts."

Tikko Bay, Fulham fan since 3 months old. Caught up with him outside the ground

"She is so beautiful! A fantastic addition to the squad."

Papa Bouba Diop, Fulham midfielder

"Personally I think she will be a valuable asset to our club, a FANTASTIC addition to our DRESSING ROOM. I certainly hope that there wouldn't be a seperate dressing room for us. No no don't get me wrong, what I meant was, sharing a dressing room will increase the bond among us ( ya right! ) Really hope to play along her in the future. Fanstatic"

Andy McGuaiLan, cleaner.

"oh really? Boa is joining us? Mmm great move by the chairman and manager. I certainly relish that prospect of working with the sweet young thing. *Its time to buy some spy camera.*"

"Sorry, pardon me?"

"Oh oh nothing nothing nothing. I gotta get down with my work. Cya around mate *scattled off*

~~~~~~~

haha too bored already. nothing to do before the match starts at 3. lame!

zhong yuan

2006-08-15T22:45:00.000+08:00

went to those seventh month "feast" just know. they called it por tor hahaha which i dont know what it meant. lol its those as you eat, got some uncles at the background holding an auction, trying to distract you eating your food. but do they know something? the food sucked. haha bugdet 9-course meal.

but its quite interesting to see people auction things like bicycle, rice cooker, microwave oven, t.v, hi-fi set, laterns, plants, toy car, huat kuay, vermicelli ( is it how you spell it?) martell, fans, 4-d toto tickets, gold chain, radio, rice bucket, mahjong set, dvd players and such.. too many to remember.

do you still think this kind of thing will carry on into the next generation? maybe.. but difficult.. hahaha maybe some variations to the goods sold? like...

instead of normal CRT tv, auction plasma instead.

instead of mahjong, they can auction 明星三缺一

instead of dvd player you can auction ibook.

instead of martell, you can auction absolut ice

instead of auctioning 4D/toto tickets, you can auction strike! let the people auction it till like about 150 dollars, only to find out that you bought 5 dollar on charlton to win EPL when they anxiously opened the red packet . hahaha!

isnt all this much more appealing? then we will hold the function inside an air-conditioned room, with pretty heineken babes pooring us beer, instead of aunties with the tiger/abs orh gao. so who say traditions are boring?! lol

sam lee coming

2006-08-14T18:53:00.000+08:00

hahaha li sheng jie coming to tp! today queued for the tickets, and got two even though one person can take one only. hahaha those giving out tickets the no organisation. weicong got THREE.

look like jerry yan right ?

mmm... bondage... kinky..

shock

2006-08-13T05:19:00.000+08:00

got such a shock late in the night, like hello? at 5am.

shocked.shocked.shocked.
shocked.shocked.
shocked.

still shocked.

in fact it shocked me until i am damn hungry now. haha shook my energy out of me.

neverthelss, its for a good cause wahaha

its definitely up there in the "TOP 10 SHOCKS OF THE YEAR"

maybe decade. lol

darrel lets go to the bridge next time you are here okay?

singlish

2006-08-09T04:26:00.000+08:00

web page of the day here three cheers for wikipedia to make out highly infamous simple singlish into such a cheemology.

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met 3 weird person today.

ONE. sibei kan-chiong auntie

went to tm after school today to watch tokyo drift after we self-declared half day for national day eve. the berth we alighted was quite narrow and there are some stalls along it, so the most can 4 person walk at a time. me and 2 other friends got off, walked at a normal pace before we heard someone shouting at at least 140 decibels behind us

"want to walk one anot? walk so slow people behind how to walk."

we ji-tao stunned. first time people shout at us like that. lan lan

TWO. sibei guai-lan ah beng

after watching drift, wanna go home sleep already, super tired. at interchange there buying newpaper that time got one ah beng, also not very beng la, those cannot make it one, approach me and asked

ah beng : lian eh ( eh punk ) you know who is huiting bo?

me : no (pay uncle 2 d0llar)

ah beng : (walked nearer to me) you from tp right?

me : ya (collected my $1.30 change)

ah beng : then you know huiting anot? dont so guai lan can anot limpeh(your father) talking to you then you buy newpaper!" this time his face is right in front of me

me : I SAID I DONT KNOW (running of out patience)

feeling LL he walked away.

on a second thought i think i know who is huiting. but purely know only. nothing else. i think huiting cheated that ahbeng bruddar's money, got one standing behind him like wanna cry wanna cry like that then keep asking him to go. weirdass. but its fun to see people get so angry and yet i feel nothing.

THREE. ridiculous policewoman.

fireworks again haha all of us watched at different places. weicong at padang. me at marina square. justin yh cl at esplanade. darren? running as he watched. hahaha pathetic. so when i was calling them to meet up. one policewoman shouted behind me.

"please clear the way! and let the bus turn!!"

i though she is speaking to the group infront so i bo hiew.

she shouted again, so i turned back and ask " you're asking me to move? "

"ya who else? "

"but the bus is so far away from me !...... "

"DO NOT AGRUE AND MOVE! your cooperation is much appreciated."

i hate people who hate people challenging their authority but no choice, she police i civilian. wait kana detained no joke.

weird? you bet!

muthu curry/fireworks

2006-08-06T22:15:00.000+08:00

sem coming to an end soon. which means project dateline approaching too.

struggling to make this work.

the thought of having to compete with those indian scholar strikes fear into me ): cant they be like Muthu? just make wonderful curry and naan.

poor but yummy fish head

talking about muthu curry, its a indian restaurant which doesnt look like indian restaurant at all. it has chic layout, with sequine curtain, take your order with palm top, clean and hygenic utensils. hahaha totally impressed with the set up. but Muthu's earning alot of money.

muthu broke the stereotyping of the typical indian restaurant

curry chicken (4 pieces of small boneless chicken cooked with thick curry : $9
fish cutlet ( 2 balls of fried fish meat with potato) :$3
fish head curry :$20
plain/garlic naan : $2.50/$3.50
dessert :$5

muthu produce mineral watertoo!

naan is something like prata, except they dont flip here flip there. they just flatten the dough, and stick it to a large, err.. urn? after a few minutes they will hook it out. i got one question though. WHY THE GARLIC COST 1 DOLLAR??

and the dessert is hilarious. it gives an impression of an circumsized dick. its hard too. if some of you can remember, during sec 3 racial harmony day, there was a drink. yellowish thick thick one. with a certain spice smell. no one other than me, shanjun and mr lim drank it. because whole class freaked out with the smell. i think royston drank some too. ya. the dessert tasted something like the drink, albeit hard, really very hard. struggled to eat it. scrap it, peeled it, chopped it, cut it. all sort of pain inflicted to it. and its still hard.

introducing.. circumsized dessert of muthu! :p strawberry and mango flavour.

but the curry is really good. the briyani too. MUTHU'S DE MAN

firworks @ esplanade was simply, breathe-taking. whole 17 mintues of it. its italy-themed that night. hahaha looking for to france's :P

saw the colours of italy's?

fireworks are still the best when watched live. remember to ask me along if you guys are heading down (:

dream girl

2006-08-02T19:38:00.000+08:00

dream girl! from head to toe no less =)

乌溜溜 hair

flawless complexion

small sharp nose

curvy lips

sparkling teeth

honey-sweet smile

comforting smooth voice

well endowed :O

24' waist

firm butt :P

slim, tanned calf

pretty toe :D

oh mannnnnnnn i am meltingg

project!

2006-07-31T17:49:00.000+08:00

after d.goh maths lesson, its time for some programming lesson.

#include #pragma romdata // to store score sheet in ROM to convert to RAM space
#include
//Musical notes 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16,17 18
char sc_note[30]={25,29,30,32,33,34,35,36,38,40,42,44,45,46,47,50,52,50};
//Musical notes 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
int sc_time[30]={4,4,4,3,3,3,3,1,2,2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2};
//char sc_note[30]={10,20,30,40,50,60,70,80};//int sc_time[30]={1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1};
#pragma codeint t,d,i,k,x,j=0;int time; char note;//tuning;

void main()
{
ADCON1=0x0F;// Set Port A, B & E as digital I/O
TRISA=0b11100000;//bit 0 - 8 of Port A as output(RA0 - RA5 for Port A)
//tuning = 1;
TRISB=0b11000000;
TRISC=0b11111111;
TRISE=0b00000000;
TRISD=0b00000000;
PORTE=1;
if (PORTCbits.RC6==0)
{
PORTB=0b11111111;
PORTAbits.RA0=1;
PORTAbits.RA1=1;
Delay10KTCYx(20);
PORTB=0b11000000;
PORTAbits.RA0=0;
PORTAbits.RA1=0;
Delay10KTCYx(20);

for (i=0; i<30;>
{
for (t=0; t<250; note="sc_note[i];
// called out the note above time=sc_time[i]*1100;
//change factor to adjust tempo d=0;//
d character start

while (d
{
for (k=0; k
PORTAbits.RA2=~PORTAbits.RA2; // toggles sound port RA2
}
}
}

if (PORTCbits.RC6==1)
{
PORTB=0b11000000;
PORTAbits.RA0=0;
PORTAbits.RA1=0;
PORTAbits.RA2=1;
}
Delay10KTCYx(10);
if(PORTCbits.RC4==0)
while(!PORTCbits.RC4)
{
PORTD=0b1000000; //0-9
Delay10KTCYx(50);
PORTD=0b1111001; //1
Delay10KTCYx(50);
PORTD=0b0100100;//2
Delay10KTCYx(50);
PORTD=0b0110000;//3
Delay10KTCYx(50);
PORTD=0b0011001;//4
Delay10KTCYx(50);
PORTD=0b0010010;//5
Delay10KTCYx(50);
PORTD=0b0000010;//6
Delay10KTCYx(50);
PORTD=0b1111000;//7
Delay10KTCYx(50);
PORTD=0b0000000;//8
Delay10KTCYx(50);
PORTD=0b0010000;//9
Delay10KTCYx(50);
for(j=0;j<6;j++) i="0;i<125;i++)" porte="2;" portd="0b01111001;" porte="1;" portd="0b1000000;" i="0;i<125;i++)">
{
PORTE=2;
PORTD=0b01111001;
Delay1KTCYx(2);
PORTE=1;
PORTD=0b01111001;
Delay1KTCYx(2);
}
break;
case 2:for(i=0;i<125;i++)>
{
PORTE=2;
PORTD=0b01111001;
Delay1KTCYx(2);
PORTE=1;
PORTD=0b0100100;
Delay1KTCYx(2);
}
break;
case 3:for(i=0;i<125;i++)>
{
PORTE=2;
PORTD=0b01111001;
Delay1KTCYx(2);
PORTE=1;
PORTD=0b0110000;
Delay1KTCYx(2);
}
break;
case 4:for(i=0;i<125;i++)>
{
PORTE=2;
PORTD=0b01111001;
Delay1KTCYx(2);
PORTE=1;
PORTD=0b0011001;
Delay1KTCYx(2);
}
break;
case 5:for(i=0;i<125;i++)>
{
PORTE=2;
PORTD=0b01111001;
Delay1KTCYx(2);
PORTE=1;
PORTD=0b0010010;
Delay1KTCYx(2);
}
break;
Delay10KTCYx(10);
}
}
}
if (PORTCbits.RC7==1)
{
PORTD=0b1000000;
}
}

don ask me what's all this. 'cause i also half bucket water. then that teacher keep gl me. make me dl only.

mediacrop

2006-07-27T23:02:00.000+08:00

very excited about the work just now. this is the first time since so long that i felt the urge to blog lol

went to work just now. guess where? MEDIACROP! although its just normal tele-surveryor, the prospect of meeting celebrities along the hallway of mediacrop excites me!! hahaha i feel like a small kid in a new, huge candy stall. hahaha then perfect 10 and yes933 studio is just beside my workplace on the same level lol so maybe one day i will get to see jolin/jay/lihong/insert-a-singer promoting there. hee hee hee.

but guess i first saw. CHEN JIAN BING. hahaha *knocked you into cold. that comedian. but he friendly, smile big big to me. lol

but saw emilee kang after a short while. she was just stepping out of the lift. i saw her i stunned. she smiled, i smiled back. hasty moment though. forgot about my camera in my bag. she's pretty! should have taken a photo with her.

judging from her smile, i thought she must have progressed into the next round. little did i expect that she was eliminated. what a waste! all chio bus getting eliminated. eliminate some guys! or else wait final between 2 guys again....

ok. 2 i met. not very impressive. i must see more next time. go there camp with everything ready. camera? checked. marker? checked. autograph book? checked. wahahaha jian yi ge sha yi ge.

why so hypocritical

2006-07-23T03:25:00.000+08:00

i don know how can you not talk about it, when you had just bloody mentioned it.

friday

2006-07-21T23:52:00.000+08:00

another week had passed...

blogging is such a chore, practically nothing memorable worth mentioning here. driving, towning, catching up. HOMING.

almost knock down a kid just now. he dashed out just like that. other than that everything is fine, getting more and more experienced already. can take narrow road with third gear now. cant wait for 10th of november man. but still long way to go.

Fourth gear? X

U-turn? X

Parking? X

Parallel Parking? X

just being fed with a yellow and nua-ish banana. i hate bananasss.

CB range of products

2006-07-17T23:30:00.000+08:00

long long ago, when my sister went to malaysia, she brought back THESE!

PINK CB

BROWN CB

WHITE CB

omg! its the CB's range of products. got japanese words somemore.hahaha

when i saw this , i went "cheeeeee!......... "

sister : "chee wad? chee wad?"

"chee...chee... chee bi-pia! (chicken biscuit!) i like!"

*rolls eyes*

hahaha maybe the owner not hokkien lang, or donnoe what's abbreviation. hahaha what if the biscuit turn bad and smelly??

me and you know the answer....

life after world cup

2006-07-12T00:31:00.000+08:00

and so, the 2006 World Cup has ended. italy won and in the process broke many hearts. some shone, while others did not perform up to their level, like our gaucho. we were all waiting for him to dazzle our otherwise dull world cup. but he din, instead it was the likes of lahm and grosso who will definitely attract the eyes of big clubs. especially grosso, he is definitely too big for palermo now.

punting wise, not many surprise sprung though. some burnt their pocket during brazil vs croatia and italy-usa match. hahaha does kelong really exist in the beautiful game?

4 years later, the world will turn to south africa, by then i should have completed my ns. dont know whether i am looking forward to it or not.

hahaha above is just my view la. in case i forget this world cup. i totally forgotten what happened during 2002's so in case i forget again. just a short note.

but one funny fact though. that time 2002, i bought 3 jerseys, france's argentina's and england's. all three crashed out. this time round, i bought 1 only, and its brazil's. THEY STUMBLED OUT TOO! hahahah so people, tell me which team you hate, or better still, buy me the jersey of the country/club you and give it to me. i garuntee they lose, because 3 years ago i bought manu's too. and until now they have not win the bloody premier league! and in my wardrobe theres also milan's and valencia's. success have deluded them since.......

hahaha i think i will receive alot of chelsea's one.

saw the news, what bomb found behind dgoh house. leftover(s) from wwII. then my dad told me that my great granduncle in china, died when he found a bomb and knocked the hell out of it and exploded it along the way. he was trying to extract the useless pieces of bronze inside the bomb. he killed 3 others as well. *shruggs

sentosaer

2006-07-10T01:04:00.000+08:00

went to sentosa ytd with pek ong and chan. was really grateful that i asked them along. pictures!

hahaha 1 more hour to world cup final! hopefully italy will win and show it to the world that there is no kelong in the the beautiful game!

and may singapore win it at 2022!

mth end june

2006-06-29T00:31:00.000+08:00

this has been a long month..

after my sister's wedding, they went malaysia for second banquet.

then my cousin went to U.S for work attachment.

then my another cousin went back to Australia.

then my sister went to europe for honeymoon.

then i go malaysia to see firefly with mum and second sis.

then i worked at the workshop.

then now my second sis is off to korea for a break.

all this in a month *panting...

see? only my dad is staying home all this while. seems like we are training my parents life without their kids in the future . its kinda sad though, but its the fact, kids grow up and lead their own life. my dad's hair turned partially white overnight right after my sister wedding. i can sense that he misses my sister. my mum too.

my second sis gonna r.o.m around december and i am sure the wedding wont be far away. so yeah, it will be me, my mum and dad in the house in the future. after that i will go army, thats another one down.

if we leave in the west, i mean europe and such. NOT jurong and boon lay haha my parents would be more then happy to see us go and they will lead their own lives. but too bad, they are super old-fashion.

hahaha no use typing so much anyway, all this will happen sooner or later one. inevitable. i don wan my sis to become old hag. oh well.

*******

oh ya this sat friendly against weekang's friends cancel liao. but maybe going kensington to see if can play play. friday afternoon/saturday morning. so yeah. shall see.

sian man

2006-06-27T01:08:00.000+08:00

have been listening to the same songs.

have been eating the same food.

have been talking to the same people.

have been going to the same places.

have been visiting the same website.

have been doing the things i have been doing.

ITS DAMN FREAKING BORED sigh ) : can I have excitements??

actually jus had one. italy scored in the 93rd minute against aussie. this one is 2nd great escape followed by the england's match.

ohh back to ol' boring life..........

take care zhuba

2006-06-26T02:15:00.000+08:00

zhuba, must take care, must be strong. take care of your mum too.

-my deepest condolences.

drive da car!

2006-06-23T11:55:00.000+08:00

i wanna shout out to the world.

DRIVING ROCKS TO THE MAX!

i mean those on the road, not datona or initial D :p

but the road wasnt as treacherous as we though. or maybe there are not really vehicles on the road when i was driving. but the instructor allowed me to go to main road within like, half an hour?? hahaha i don know if thats the normal pratice, but i can say i did not do well in the car park where he just started to coach me. the car died on me for like 5 or 6 times, so i was really surprised i did more than changing from first gear to second gear, turn left turn right, and then brake on the line. hahaha

but once on the road, its really different. there was a stretch of long straight road where i got to sail at 50kmh. lol i think thats the fastest i can go. but still, it feels like 160kmh on the north east highway. hahaha

my arm easily cramped 3 times because i was holding onto the wheel so tightly! calf also! have to control the pressure on the clutch and accelerator. man, you have to be on the wheels to feel what is it like. hahaha

second lesson : 30th june

roads a-z

2006-06-22T01:39:00.000+08:00

wahh today i travelled along many roads, perhaps more than u could do in a year.

from bukit batok east avenue 2 to jln surawak ali to jalan jurong kechil

old jurong road to anak bukit to aiya. wherever lah.

any idea wheres CHIJ Bukit Timah? CHIJ Kellock many of you may had heard before, but how many people had actually been there. theres a very majestic church beside it. how about swiss cottage?? hahaha

passed by all this places just to book my driving test date. piew. after all the efforts by my sister to find the place, i realised thats a direct bus from my house! so who says boon keng to bukit batok west avenue is far! hahaha i think its even nearer than ubi is to my house. hahaha

so for the next 5 months i will be shuttling between east and west, well literally. tampinese to bukit batok. bus companies love this kind of people lol

i will be a local guru in no time (:

fireflies

2006-06-20T08:55:00.000+08:00

went to malaysia the previous day. wasnt a good start though, italy drew and czech lost. beginning to lose the form i had in the earlier days of the tournament already ):

breakfast was so-so. guess we din really had a good dao-you to bring us to a fabulous breakfast. then was all the boring visit. what fruit farm, ostrich farm and chinese medicine. i slept thru the third visit without even knowing it . hahaha

the only thing worth mentioning is the firefly part. we had to take a boat through a river that look like the amazon river, albiet narrower and i don think it has croc or anaconda lol. the sun was just about to set when we set off. it was pitch dark soon after and fireflies were everywhere on the tree tops but never beside u. so i couldnt catch it ): scholar in the past all used fireflies as lamp. i wanna be scholar lehh......

who say cant take pictures of small, bright and sparkling things in the night without a long shutter speed. i did it ! wahahaha

oops sorry forgot to switch on the flash

tada!!

p/s if u really believe thats fireflies, ur too gullible! hahaha i know its abit fake la.. but the idea is there...

4-3 kensington

2006-06-16T23:53:00.000+08:00

keep it short. won 4-3 thanks to yenhao darren and gerald. the rest the lads did well too. keep up the good work (:

hahaha was about 30% pleased with my self. where the 70% gone to? yeah its stamina. i wanna be like darren. defend attack. left right centre. everywhere! hahaha gonna take long man.....

masturbate

2006-06-12T14:10:00.000+08:00

yesterday i went to work at kallang theatre, because philipinos are celebrating their independence day. the stars invited to the show was, Jolina and Ding Dong. they are the andy lau and faye wong in philipines. cool hur.

just as i was slacking....

"masturbate ar? i don have masturbate leh. you wait ar i find masturbate for you"

"eh you got masturbate anot?"

i felt a slight tap on my shoulder.

OMG he is asking me whether i masturbate!?

this kind of thing should be left in the room, or the park if you liked it.

i almost pulled my fist on him until i knew his intention. he wants a PLASTIC BAG.

HOW DID HE MANAGE TO TIWST IT INTO MASTURBATE ?

hahaha uncles pronounciation not good. so i came home and as my dad to pronounce PLASTIC BAG as accurately as possible.

"BRA-STEAK BAD " lor, he said a matter of factly.

...

back to work. yesterday was ridiculous. singtel paid 8 people on a 8-dollar-an-hour job for 8 hours. thats 64 man hour, freaking 512 bucks paid.

AND THEY GOT THE BREADMAN AS WELL!

there were gardinea, sunshine and one-more-brand-i-forgot to station there. because they are giving free buns as a promotion when ppl, or maid, buy the kababayan card, which is a top up card. I don know why the bread man ended up selling the top up card.

and yeah, u guessed it. THERE IS A WHOLE LOAD OF BREAD.

kaya, pandan, chocolate, coffee, raisins.

wheres my ham and cheese??

they were more enthu than the singtel stuffs ( us ) yay! three cheers for the breadman

oh ya talking about bread man. one guy lost 1.2k on mathes the previous day. how much does a delivery man earn? i am not being mean, but i see his pattern, he should have a family. by losing 1.2k a day, what are you going to put on the table?

friends, play responsibly! you will never get rich by betting.

ok i know its not convincing coming out of my mouth, but still!

corrections and 100th entry!

2006-06-06T21:16:00.001+08:00

oops. that day the first scorer last scorer got wrong. gerald and justin are the players respectively. hahaha not hoeseng. but still good jobs guys!

and how coincidentally the post on our winning match is the 100th one on my blog!!

*throws confetti in the air*

its a milestone worth celebrating hahaha

********

anyone wanna work? i need 16 strong men by this thurs. it has gotta do with some sort of dismantling handphones one. one day $53, office hours, at paya lebar. interested please tagg. sorry girls, the boss is a sexist.

same name

2006-06-05T21:16:00.000+08:00

My list of Companies!

oh man...... hahaha i hate the taxman!

kensington returns!

2006-06-03T21:45:00.000+08:00

met the guys at north point macs. the feeling when i reached there was really good. many of them sitting on a row of tables. talking and joking. i wished i wasnt late then can enjoy more. very warmly the feeling. if this could happen every week then shiok!

the sun was merciless though when we start the match. i could feel the heat even though i was a goalie. damn it . bought a new pair of boots to be goalie! all sandy's fault la. donoe when he disappeared.

the match was rather easy and we won like wad? 9-2 is it? LOL oops. cannot be too haolian. but my opposite number is really a joker. so yeah. if any of you guys bet at singapore pools, the result are as below.

1x2 : 2
Total goals : 9+
HT/FT : Away-Away
1/2 goals : +1.5 ( no doubt, i thought we were the underdogs.)
Exact score : 2-9
First Scorer, Last scorer : Gerald, Hoeseng

hahaha wads next? team photos of course!

i am so big! and dirrrrty

n justin got teared for smiling! hahaha wad a reason

no doubt, thats a butt. although it look like my arm

part II

2006-05-31T01:20:00.000+08:00

this is part II of the wedding and also the most important. the proposal.

it took place in taiwan, with several other friends of theirs. and it was meant to be a surprise. so my brother in law din bring the guitar along, and have to buy it there.

that morning, they were supposed to go shopping or something, but friends faked tt they were tired, so din wana go along, only my sis and bil went out. and at the same time, the "tired" friends went to bought guitar.

never did friends expect tt they would meet the couple on the road after they bought the guitar. friends were in the north direction, while the couple was in the south.

friends saw the couple. bil saw friends. but sis miraclously missed them! hahahah they were holding their breath. phew. so the rest, as they said, is history....... enjoy the video!

the song can be downloaded here

morning edit

2006-05-29T22:57:00.000+08:00

this is the video of the morning happenings on my sister's wedding! enjoy (:

haha very nice video done within 4 hours by the videographer. but got some comments bout the song though. hahah abit not gum.

hold my hand!

2006-05-29T22:46:00.000+08:00

friendly brought forward to this saturday! kensingtonians please spreadddddddd. at yjc vs Roger FC. 11am. meet 1030 at yishun interchange. latecomers take 812 urself.

~~~~~~

went to bugis with neighbour jus now .. hahaha gonna make the shopping part short. but got one incident confrim cannot miss out.

while i was walking right, i was browsing some clothes, then i felt someone touching my hand. i thought is my neighbour asking me to go. But something is amiss, she is touching far too long, and gentle too! hahaha enjoyed for a while before turning

SHOCK SIA. its a stranger la. she still dont know sia. i "hmm" then she realised she held the wrong hand. hahaha i still cooling accepting her apologies then walked away. don wanna make her pasieh. actually inside laugh until heart become horizontal liao.

for that moment, got the feeling of in love. awww.............

WHEY ! think too much la. hahahha

kensington friendly

2006-05-28T11:55:00.000+08:00

the next kensington friendly is penned at the 16th of june, 2006. the opponent is yet to be decided. will update soon. keep a lookout for this space ;)

wedding day

2006-05-27T14:50:00.000+08:00

"lets welcome the newly wed, Jason and Lilian"......

the song was played and my sister came walking into the grand hall of CHIJMES. i think this was the moment she was wating for in her life. everything was perfect. from the invitational card to the wedding photos to the dinner. absolutely wonderful.

the introductory video of them set me crying. even the waitress was laughing at me, this big-sized-yet-emotional bride's brother. the setting was really gorgeous. dimmed light, long walkway and THAT song. it was really beautiful.

everything was over soon after. and i knew from that moment onwards things wont be the same. the late night talk, the early breakfast. even the very very simple things like seeing each other everyday. i am so used to my sister presence that when she went overseas for a few days in the past i would feel strange that she wasnt at home. she is the most logical person in the family, whenever theres a quibble or anything, she would the coolest head of all, and she is defintely the most intelligent one in the house. she was everybody's DA JIE. well liked, well mannered, generous, joyous. she is everything. from good school, good grades, to good husband, she was associated with them all....

i know i shouldnt be emotion like my second sis said. "we should look at the better side ma, now we got one more brother, and maybe next time when they give birth we would have nephew and nieces. dont think it as losing, instead, it should be gaining!" ya true. but things are still different. i think it would be more difficult for my er jie. they shared the same room, she on the lower deck, da jie on the upper deck. they would talk talk talk until they fell asleep. sometimes i would hear laughters coming out of them room in the night. now the upper deck would be left empty. but maybe she isnt dealing it that badly, coz she is marrying soon i gues..

ok i shall stop being emo now. its a good thing after all! i wouldnt wanna see my sister being left on the shelf, would i ? we wont welcome u back and stay with us ok!? u better live happily ever after with your husband ( i know you are in good hands ) but come back more often ok? ):

oh no i think i am crying again T.T

p/s : i will upload the video and pictures soon! (in case you are interested)

weddin!

2006-05-26T01:20:00.001+08:00

woo hooo tml is my sister wedding! but the eve wasnt that great ): wanan go to queensway early to meet thia and buy jersey one. so pon lesson lor. but the guai lan doctor don wanna give me MC! why cant u jus give me one and make both of our lives easier? will giving me tt piece of paper hurt u so much that you have to protect it like your new born baby?

thanks to your dily dally-ing i got caught in such a HUGE rain. those who werent asleep at that time know what am i talking about. and i had to wait under a TREE for a taxi i know that isnt the wisest thing to do, especially when its a thunderstorm. but if i don, i will be like a sponge, absorbing all the rain. i heard that a few tress were being struck down by lighning. i am jus grateful that the trees along serangoon road is strong and study. or else tml no chijmes. it will be sgh.

and the damn cabbies! none wanna carry this poor little kid here, right under that tall tree. all siam me like kua tio gui. the green taxi light all become red hired or on call light. so zun meh? drive pass me then kana book. pui!

i took a bus in the end. i know very duh. but bo bian. got money no taxi. only got limo... which cost freaking 30 dollar. thanks but no thanks. reached queensway like damn late. thia oso hungry alr. so chop chop make the jersey. i do feel cheated by that guy though. but its still a good deal so still ok bah..

got a huge photo frame for my sister as her wedding gift! decided to use my creative juice instead of getting something which can be bought. ti gong bo bi i can complete it by tml!

shall update on the wedding soon! meanwhile can see my sister wedding photo...

................

err i cant find de link either :P shall update altogether!

kensington......

2006-05-18T23:48:00.000+08:00

received the bomb from thia the previous day...

KENSINGTON'S MANAGEMENT HAD BANNED SOCCER WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.

oh no. i donoe where to start. i dint know kensington football had been so deeply embedded into me until this sense of losing knocked reality into my mind.

still remember tt day vividly. 4 years ago, after literature paper ( if i am not wrong ) i was asked to play soccer at some ulu place at serangoon. so i just followed yenhao there.

i dint know many people over there at the time, except for justin. and as expected i was the last to be selected and was asked to be a goalie. and boy, how i shone at the position. i was quickly aknowledged and became accquaintence with follow soccer lovers.

every friday would be kensington days. rain or shine. the squad simply grew bigger and better.

this ground had witnessed us growing up ( except darren ). shouting, celebration, blood, sweat and tears ( ok its me ) had formed part of the ground. i think not many non-residents, had been playing so consistently over there. the atmosphere there is simply crazily-soccery.....

this ground held many of us together. it caused the the A,B,C class to be bonded so well. i can safely say that almost all who play soccer in these classes and beyond, had been to kensington. point it to me if i am wrong. i reckon it gonna take me ages to name all the names who have been there. the passion for soccer is there for all of us to see. amazing. kensington had became another word for soccer in the thesaraus for us since.

people come and go, but the main spine of kensington fc have been there. whether there is 3, 8 , 14 or 20 players, kensington time IS good, enjoyable, fun-filled, satisfying and fufilling time. no one will be left behind here. everyone is brother, no grudges would be beared if someone made a mistake or hurt someone else. because we do all in the name of football and of the court.

bowling, pool, snooker, and basketball have been living in the shadow of SOCCER. and where is the best place to carry out all this?? guess we dont have to spell it out.

this is the very ground.

and now we are asked or rather, stopped, from playing soccer. i dont know who caused this, maybe we are the ones. but everyone is just here to have fun, and we would be very sorry if we had caused incovience to the residents, we have to respect that it is still, afterall a private housing estate. but our intentions weren't to disturb or do any monkey stunts, it is pure and simple, that is to play soccer in an enviroment that we are all too familiar with.

this is one hard pill to swallow, we will miss all the mari kita, pl, urinating at the tree, drinking water from the tap, bathing in the clubhouse. ok i know we still can go there, but just to drink water and bathe very funny right hahah..

nevertheless, the spirit of kensington shall never die! the regrets i have is not being able to play the last game and we hadn't taken enough pictures at the ground. but i am sure we will cherish all the memories we have had in the past.

p/s : sorry for being too emo, but i am sure someone will echo my views (: i got so much to say but i donoe how to express it.

good week

2006-05-11T18:20:00.000+08:00

A good week is :

have many new stuffs

get your pay

good food throughout the week ( well almost )

pon lecture to play dai dee like nobody business

many many lesson to attend

checked. checked. checked. checked. haha it would be better if i strike the 2.8M TOTO tonight. hahaha what? its free to dream ok??

have been wondering. what was after-school like in the past. these 3 weeks couldnt find anything to do. it have been school-home-slp-school-home-slp and the routine continues. friends are all either meeting girlfriends or still in school or plain lazy to go out. how how how. this cant go on. its DAMN lifeless. i don wanna be caught in a situation where i am nowhere here nor there. i am envious of those who really have interesting life outside school. i cant seem to be part of such stuff. its not that i am anti social huh. haha or perhaps i am shy. i still like a freshman in the school, very unfamiliar to me. sometimes i walk along the concourse then i would wonder, what am i here for? am i suppose to be here at all or am i just here to study 3 years then huh? then leave the place like just before i entered it, plain and ordinary.

urgh.

the campus care network day is coming. lol its sort of a school-wide funfair with all the food and games fair. BUT of all days, it have to take place on 26th. the same day as my sister's wedding. i came out with such a brillant idea ok? the mocktail bar would be a success but i wont be there ): hahaha just my luck man.

i want a watch, a bag, t-shirts, shorts, shirts, sneakers, watch poseidon, watch over the hedge, watch mi3, her! wahahaha

and oh ya i am so sweeeeeet LOL

phew

2006-05-05T00:27:00.000+08:00

almost lost my mp3 today sia. left it underneath the table and just left after i had taken my test. that was like 4 pm but i discovered it only when its 7! lucky still there. or else i can look forward to buying another one alr.......

what am i without my music???

love calculator

2006-05-02T19:00:00.000+08:00

guys, remember love calculator ?? hahaha this is the stupid website that we used to go in primary school right?? i was pleasantly surprised to find that this site still existed lol.. tried a number of stupid names.....

thia and me...

dl

2006-05-01T21:49:00.000+08:00

worse possible end for the day.

- the aircon at your workplace appeared to be fake

- got sooooo pissed off by a friend

- waited a bus for 20 minutes before realising that there is no such bus.

- wasted another 20 mintues waiting for a cab in the rain, till so dulan that many people has jumped in the queue.

- going back to the bus stop and wait for the only bus available there. 2 fully packed bus zoomed by you.

- walk to the bus stop dont-know-how-far-away in the rain too.

- another packed bus zoomed by you. this time he stopped awhile and let the passengers have a good laugh at you, this loser.

- waited for another bus for another 20 minutes. ( i was going to punch the bus stop already when the bus was here )
- when your about to reach home, your sister ask you to buy "tau sar pau" and "lian rong pau" at the coffeeshop.

- the coffeeshop had their paus sold out.

- walked to the bakery and buy those kind of paus, only to see the disappointed face of my sister

finally i reached home..........

skoo eve

2006-04-23T21:45:00.000+08:00

Hoho! Tomorrow school's reopening. That day went back school check out the orientation, i see de engine contingent, kinda expected, full of original imports. But this time not from THE LAND OF PRATAs, its from THE LAND OF XIAO LONG BAOs!! overwhelming i can say.

TONG ZHI MEN! TAN MA SI HUAN YING NING!!

i seriously cannot pick the better of BAOs and PRATAs. how bout dipping de BAOs in curry??

or flipping the BAOs?!?

steaming the PRATA??

hahahahaaha..

okok enough wait i kana catch for laughing at pratas and baos. Don wanna cause tension before school commence.

Working right till today, and no surprise, plenty of ah gua seen today. There's one, wear a spagetthi, lean forward and listen to us explaining the pre paid card. At first i thought got free ice cream bun, but when i use her/his passport to register ^#$$%^#&@*OMGWTFWTH she is a bloody MISTER srichapan. thanks for that 2 scoop of ice cream man, I almost puke my tang yuan.

Thats the bad thing about working at Golden Mile. When you look at girls, you dont look at her face, or her leg or her "asset", you bloody look at her throat! Even that might evade you sometimes, then amitabha, you take care ar.

If anyone of you happene to go to 7-11 and buy some stuffs, can help me take the disney badge?? pleaseeeee. My whole house is full of 7-11 goods now. Take for example, white bread. My mum bought so much, that she have to keep some in the freezer to keep it from spoiling. You open the freezer, you see slices of bread. So, for the sake of bread, help me collect the badges, we never seem to complete it. It funny though, when you see three WOMAN, of combined age 101 years old, squikring and giggling at those badges. Counting on you ok? thanks (:

Thats all! Watch this space for "exciting" school's reopening soon!

last friday

2006-04-20T20:57:00.000+08:00

2 months! 2 months passed just like that!! I was like looking for job the day before, working yesterday, just spar soccer today. AND SCHOOL'S STARTING IN 3 DAYS TIME!!

And tomorrow got basic theory. Dont think will fail, see almost no reason to fail EXCEPT, for my fat fingers that i will press the wrong answer ( mai siao siao, now all touch-screen one ) so i gonna bring a tooth pick tomorrow to choose the answer hahaha

whats with this pic!!!!!!!! grrrr

moneyless day

2006-04-15T22:12:00.000+08:00

stupid 95.8 fm!!! she go reported 1828 as a starter when it is 7828 n made me shout like mad in the cab. i tot i won it !! knnbccb (pardon my obsecenity, damn agnry right now) there goes my 500...

then jus now i follow one tipster he ask me buy 8 goals for a match .. but i keh kiang i go buy 6 7 goals coz i wanna be conservative.. but fuck it gave me 8 goals. somemore de last 2 goals scored in 90 minutes!!!!!!! WTF how suay can it be

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ignore the last paragraph. i am jus too angry

not gonna blog alr.. BYE

workaholic

2006-04-05T00:01:00.000+08:00

Hah. This is the first time I feel that I am living my holiday to the fullest. I will be working from Monday to Sunday from now till school reopen that week. Thats SEVEN days a WEEK.

Results??

Dark eye ring.
In the past, its due to excessive late night live football. Now its due to early morning excessive work. If I could choose, I would gladly take the former. Gonna kapo sister's eye bag removal. Those eye mask kind lol then you will slowly see four of the five family members doing mask everynight. PRETTY. My dad wont do that.... hahaha

oh! talking about my dad and girly stuffs!! hahaha damn funny. My sisters and mother have this "girl" drink in the fridge which they wouldn't and couldn't explain what is it to me. So I just take it that I can't drink it. Then one day my sister saw my dad drinking that "thing"!! My father ( whos english vocab is limited to "how much" "can" "yes" blah blah blah )thought it was some fruit jucie or something and he dint bother to ask. When my sister saw it, he already finished half a cup. GOOD GAME. When we probed him again later, he admitted that this is the second time he drank hahaha no wonder that few days he like no temper. Joker sia my laopeh

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Let's continue the aftermath of working :P sorry for side tracking hahaha

No monday blue
Every now and then you hear people complaining about Monday blues. How did Monday blues come about? All Sunday's fault. If there are no Sundays, there would still be Mondays of course hahaha but there will be no blues! Logical? ok la you may disagree but I totally feel nothing when I had to wake up at like? 730am to go work. Just alittle tired ( who wouldn't be? ) hahaha tada! cure for Monday blue! "Work like theres no Sunday"

hahaha talking about Monday made me think about my dad again! he.. err... does not work on Monday -.- Thats all.

And last but not the least....

Fat wallet!!
hahaha I am determined not to let my bank and wallet starve anymore when school reopens, so I work like theres no Sunday, so I can spend everyday like Sunday when school reopens! wahahaha 3 sundays for 3 months full of Sundays. Hows that for a deal?? lol

Once again... My dad got a fat wallet too!

hahaha today super pro-father because never see him the whole day. When I woke up he was already out at work. When I came home, he was already asleep. Nah I don't miss him hahaha.

Daddyyyyyy~~ wheres my pocket money???

bored

2006-03-24T22:35:00.000+08:00

Past few days have been, well, you guessed it...

WORKING!

Its really that bad and it will make you think of many things, be it logical, plain stupid and ya, total nonsense.

I had thought of

1) My future room layout - It will have a top-to-bottom fish tank full of tropical marine life
2) My aspiration - to be an aerospace engineer in SIA! = big bucks
3) How to own an BMW 6,7 series or Mercedes SLK, S350 - I would have to pay more then $4000 a month. wow, thats 700 hundred hours of non stop clicking. But hey! where do you find time to drive you dream machine??
4) What if I am a rapist. - I will be in jail duh! too much of that viet woman's news in the newpaper. It has been like headlines for 4 consectutive days. Yeah I know its not rape, but still, it led me to that. hahaha

It would be nice if 1, 2, and 3 come true. Drive a 6 series to SIA to work then drive it back to my house, where viewing the fish tank would be a pleasure.

Definitely not 4! Hahaha who would wanna be a rapist. If I belong to 2 and 3, I would be a playboy already! wahahaha

Do you know why i thought of owning those fanciful cars? Its all the ACJC's bowling team fault. That day as i was clicking, there's an influx of luxury cars. From Kia to Volvo to Mercs, from old, new to lastest. Its like a motorshow you know? What if I am in ACJC bowling team? I would keh keh stay behind and pratice, and then take BUS home. Yeah there you go, Mercs.

Then i come to a conclusion, thats to study hard. Its back to the fundamental. Without the cert its gonna be tough man......

These few days have been mixing with people from all walk of life, cleaner, security guard, superior, pool parlour boss and even gambler ( coz theres a jackpot centre there)

You will be surprised, actually the cleaners are the best people to talk to. Even though they din't have much education, at least you don't have to guard against them, you will be frank with them, and they will be truthful to you.

Not like my superior, I dint manage to talk to them for more then 5 sentences ever since i work. That fucked up superivisor jolly well walk past you as though you were not there. Fucking lady, I can memorise what you do each day. 10am buy things to eat, 12 noon go for lunch, 3 pm go for tea. God knows what have u eaten before and after work!

And you have the pool parlour boss. He is one horny guy that he shared with us his erhem experiences when he was overseas. As he mentioned, myanmar girls are pretty and young most importantly, CHEAP. Cheap as in not costly, not slutty ok? And he thinks Spore is fucked up, this cannot that cannot.

The gamblers, well, I can say they are rich. They know they will end up as the ultimate loser but still, they decide to slot in the coin, and watch the 3 cyclinders turn and turn and turn, turn until the money turn into the banker's pocket. Heard a guy lost 1k in an hr. Thats alot considering that you only slot 50 cents at a time.

This job really has no life. Don't believe? Ask Weicong and Ivan. I think they had forgotten how town looked like. Even if they do go to town someday, they will ask for a chair and a counter and start counting the people entering Taka. Thats how deep the job has hurt us. But haha our pocket love it!

Got some photos to upload but the wire connecting my phone to this come just wont work so guess have to wait till someday when my lappy's mood is bette. I think its whining that I haven been spending enough time with him ( NO! don't ask me why my laptop is male) I wished I had spend more time with you. Oh no I think I heard some rumbling from my lovely bed also...

The dinner on Wed is fantastic! It was my sister's wedding dinner tasting. They set up a table in the middle of the (used-to-be) chapel for us. hahaha those dint know could have thought we are some big shot. The food was fabulous, let alone the atmosphere! Give you the feeling of getting married immediately wahaha pictures later too :p

Woah this is such a long post that I think not many of you are reading till here. So as to see how patient are you, or how interesting my blog is to let you stay for so long, I shall ask : Who would like a treat from me ? Please tag (:

work

2006-03-18T23:10:00.000+08:00

Forgot to blog about my new working enviroment...

Hahaha its totally crap.

I am supposed to stay at the entrance of Safra Mount Faber and count the number of people entering with a counter. Uh huh, its that easy and they pay you like, S$6.50 an hour.

I rather I'm in school, at least they will ask you to design a digital counter with the IC chips or logic gates. At least thats more challenging ! Unlike this, they give you the one will you click it.

The human traffic over there ain't that impressive and ya, as expected, I AM SLACKING THERE. Damn, it is such a hard chore to slack. I had read all da magazine available and I think sooner or later, I will resort to CLEO and Marie CLAIRE. Heard that Her World is not too bad either hahaha

SO.. if anyone of you all are free, please come down to Telok Blangah's Safra, you may take 145 and 131 from Harbourfont MRT. And yes, I am on "duty" from Monday to SUnday right until 28th March..

18th anniversary of my life.

2006-03-17T23:58:00.001+08:00

Finally I am EIGHTEEN years old...

Remembering 18 years ago, a chubby, cute baby was born in KK Hospital right after the night the mother watched a panda show with family. He was immensely popular within the family. Everyone doted on him and gave him everything he wanted (well, almost la) He was named ChengSiong a.k.a ah bao....

Fast forward 18 years, and you've got me, what I am today lol I have to say this 18 years were not that bad for me.

It has been 3 years since I last celebrated with my own family on the actual day. Home is still the best, its the place where u can fall back onto, and not getting any stick from them.

Did not receive a great deal of presents this time round, but heck. Since when i received truck load of present before? hahaha its bette this way, so next time i don't have to buy for others :P

what a cute cake my sis got for me. A cup made of chocolate and full of cream inside.

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Da cup on da cake

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omg. i think the cake is covered with my saliva.

So now. After I had blown out 18 candles, these the things I wanna do...

1) Drink
2) Buy 4-D TOTO
3) Buy cigarettes
4) Watch M18
5) Clubbing
6) Errr.. Prostituting??

I drank, bought lottery and bought cigarettes (for my uncle) before i was 18, AND NO, i wont visit the brothel.

happy day!

2006-03-13T22:28:00.000+08:00

Good start to the week there! My cousin gave me 150 bucks for my bdae wahaha just nice for my shopping trip today

So i went to town happily with my poly friend LOL finally got to go out with her *) but saw justin chan right after i stepped into town hahaha definitely not a good start lol

After that its really mai dong xi chi dong xi. My leg is crampy after yesterday long hours of soccer and shopping and i din't get anything. Did spot a number of things too, so if your still unsure of what to buy for me for my birthday, do ask me ok? I got cheaper alternative here, really hahaha. Shall not elaborate shopping, it might bore you all. haha

came home and got one guy call mert added me on msn. He claimed, with super lousy english and a few un-understandable turks, that his girlfriend, Kai Xuan knows me. It threw everything into doubt.

1st - I dont know any Kai Xuan

2nd - His english is so poor, that i can't see him with a chinese girlfriend, unless Kai Xuan know turks, which is highly impossible. which girl would, in the right state of mind, learn turk.

3rd - His nick is blardy "xsWANKY". In case you do not know what is wank, its a alternative word for attaining self sex-pleasure. Would talk to me if my nick was like "csHORNY" DUH!
4th - I only know Emre from turkey, and the best part is he does not know me ( he is a footballer )

So i declined to talk to him in case he is some terrorist or what. I am not saying that all of them are terrorist, but I sure do have the right to protect my precious laptop and reject all potential harms.

I had deleted his email and blocked him. In case I really do know you, Kai Xuan and if you are reading this, please contact me asap, because your "boyfriend" wont give me your email even though I knew you. And please ask him to brush up his english before talking to any foreigner ok? Not as many have such patience like me. Thank you (:

Came home and think about some stuffs. I'd choke and tremble with fear ( ok la, not to that extend of trembling ) but seriously, I have not felt this for a long time. SO yeah, hope i can clear all doubts soon! Nonetheless I had such an enjoyable time today :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

still jobless

2006-03-10T02:08:00.000+08:00

Character : A middle-aged man, shirt half tucked, and with a messy hairdo.

Setting : Outside exit C of Raffles Place MRT station ( Caltex house )

Props : A big bottle of mineral water, half loaf of bread ( the other half eaten ) , recruit section of straits times and a red marker.

This is what you can make out of me now. Total disaster. I know why people are saying economy bad already, those industries can not even afford to hire a young, energetic and bubbly youth, who has plenty to offer.

Yeah in case your in doubt, I am describing myself as young, energetic, bubbly and has plenty to offer. Toilet is on your left, thank you..

I desperately want a job, not to feed family, not to make ends meet, but to kill boredom and statisfy my hunger for materials statisfaction.

I gonna stop eating beef for a month.

And perhaps try to eat more vegetarian

KAH WOON!!!

the story continues...

2006-03-07T18:34:00.000+08:00

I really wanna see how low can this get..

If u'd read the story my sister told me, let me tell you, I had hunted a horse, lost the horse, got another famale horse, but had broken my leg. So now lets see, when will the war break out...

This sucks.

a story...

2006-03-07T01:12:00.000+08:00

My sister told me a story just now....

There was once a young man who was out on a hunting trip and he captured an absolutely beautiful horse. When he returned to the village where he stayed, everyone praised him that he had caught such a gorgeous horse and his father was very proud of his son.

The father and son fed the horse the best food and stuffs, but one day the horse ran away, and every villagers started cursing the horse, saying how bad it was.

After a few days, the horse came back, and it brought along an even more beautiful horse and this time its a female horse. And all the villagers started praising again.

Unfortunately one day, the son rode on the horse, fell and broke his leg. The villagers started condemning the horse yet again.

Years later, a war broke out and all men were to go for the battle but the son was exempted due to his broken leg....

This is the story behind 塞翁失马，焉之非福。。。

Meaning each loss you experienced may not be a loss at all, further more, it could be a gain! I shall use this story to get over my sad experiences today. Damn it

Useless child

2006-03-01T23:13:00.000+08:00

Today's the release of A level results. Top scholar got like what? 9 As. Tmd my PSLE also don't have so many As ar donnoe how they all study one.

I only know one A level guy and he is my nieghbour. He got AAB very good sia. Can go any course in uni.

But when I told lao peh about this that time, i can see from his eyes...

" See? See? People so clever. You leh? "

Although he dint say it la, but I know it. Especially so after my neighbour's sister got 10 for her O level. He only gazed at me then i "simi" him to prevent further nagging.

Then when i bathe that time, i thought about the things i'd done over 18 years. Like nothing much to make them proud.

Primary School
P1 CA1 maths got full marks ;
From P1 to P6 got Bersary (Not Scholarship somemore hor) ;
Stream into EM1 ;
Got 232 for PSLE

Secondary School
Lagi worse can not think of anything

Only can make parents proud through academics meh?? But i think think think, also dont have other things liao. Got la, nly once, i tio a toaster with maggi. -.-

I wanna achieve something! But what??

Smudger

2006-02-27T23:57:00.000+08:00

For You, Smudge

Manu won the Carling Cup, but I would still say its only a consolation, I want to see the Premiership back to Old Trafford! like how it was done over the last decade!!

Today had an unsucessful job hunting session, the agency at TP din't open! Really can not depend on WC sia. He was there when i was still at home and he could save me a trip back to school. So I went there and go Toa Payoh. What a big round....

Days are really getting boring-er and boring-er. I want a job that allows me to work from 9am to 10pm that kind. So i can earn alot, yet spend not much at the same time. I send many resumes and hope they will get back to me tomorrow. Please lah

insomnia nights

2006-02-27T01:13:00.001+08:00

Yesterday went to Pris' belated birthday party. It was great hahaha good food good drink and fun peeps. Bought an vintage Yves Saint Lauren shades for her. Was running dry for ideas until the boss of the shop told us that Pris likes that. Phew.

Drank quite alot too. Bathing that time could not stand straight and i thought i could sleep all the way till noon but damn I was wrong. I woke up with the sky's still dark and i thought i had slept all the way into Sunday night. I look at the clock, its bloody 3am in the morning, Sunday's morning. Which meant i only slept for 3 hours! So another night of TV accompanying me.

Show : Bet Your Life

Starring : I know nobody in the show.

Sypnosis : A casino owner offered Sonny a bet of his life, offering him US$2.4 million if Sonny could escape being killed by him. The casino has a sick habit of hunting down people like prey as he likes the kick of it. Sonny accepted and the chase started.
The rules of the game include no police intervention, casino owner cannot be killed, and Sonny has to get back to the casino before 24hrs << this is damn jian.

In the end, as expected in movies, Sonny won the bet. But the chasing part was damn exiciting with the counting down of time and the plot was very smooth in transition. Good show i have to say to be playing so late in the night. Channel 8 was playing the bloody Tofu street!!! Luckily i was not condemned to that.

Today had a match with WC at Serangoon. One opposition elbowed my throat after i body checked him and he dared to whine after that. Asshole. In summary this match is full of injuries for me. Rusty after not playing for 3 weeks.

Tomorrow must go and find job already or else i don't know what to do already. Cannot be everyday pool. JOB JOB JOB

finally

2006-02-24T04:33:00.000+08:00

Think this is the longest interval between I last blogged. Did not have the feeling to blog the past month. What happened this month?

End of Semester.
Started the save-a-dollar-a-day campaign for my brithday present which sadly to say, is a failure.
Francis' birthday at the Gatsby Restaurant @ CHIJMES.
Manutd lost to Liverpool.
Exams.
NYP scandal.
Champions League last 16 leg 1. BARCA WON!
End of exams.
Change of my template! Hurray!

Just finished up with this template. Did alot of editing to make edges meet, to make the colour match (did it?) hahaha anyway, i spend like 3 hours doing this but the damned MICKEYmouse kept appearing there. When did i type that word?

The picture above is a piece of contemporary art, which apparently is the in-thing in furniture and paintings now, which basically means MODERN hahaha but contemporary furniture is damn classy. The bold usage of colours will make you go wow.

Actually wanted to use a ready-made but they are either

1. Too cutesy

2. Too girlie

3. Too girl-kick-ass

4. or simply don suit me

ehhh this look familiar...

Hahaha so I come to a conclusion that most of the bloggers are girls, young cute little girls but who are expertly skilled in HTML and Javascript. Sometimes i struggled to understand their source code. SO WHAT ARE WE BIG MAN DOING HERE?

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Yesterday was the end of my papers. All the paper was easy yet difficult. Get what i mean? If only I'd study harder I think full marks for all the papers will not be a problem, but its over and its time to work! Earn some money and then go Bangkok shop! Hahaha aiming for something too, but it would be the best thing that you could get it for me for my present. No money? No problem! Can share! Wahaha

(The following items are in decending order of prices.)

1. Aircon (S$800 including installation)

I think I am the 1 in 56,499 who does not sleep in an air-conditioned room. Please help me get out of the statistics. Sanyo preferred.
Cheaper alternative : Some ulu China brand.

2. Ipod Video 60GB (S$729)

Definitely one of the coolest gadget on the market now. It play music, show picture and play the goddamn videos while you are on-the-go. I love it !
Cheaper alternative : The 30GB model (S$528)

3. Crumpler Bag (S$ 150~ s$200)

Hahaha good quality bag that last! Although the street is full of Crumpler-ers now, i would not mind if I become one of them hahaha talking about statistic...
Cheaper alternative : no zinc! although they look similar.

4. Adidas Chronograph Watch (S$135-S$200)

Very cool watch and it has a big watch face, which is the fashionable thing for this year ( according to David Gan ) hahaha.
Cheaper alternative : Chronograph watch fron 25 Hours : approximately S$100

Until now you all should be thinking I am asking for too much right, so i recommend you all one good suggestion. Start saving now! Wahaha

be here

2006-02-22T19:20:00.000+08:00

look out for the de post tomorrow

be here to experience de change.....

changing is inevitable <<>