was on the way to parkway yesterday. to buy some stuffs and rent dvds. days without a job is so slackingly-bored.
the bus i took. jus felt so strange. there is this uncle sitting down right infront, those face everybody's seat like mine. he sat parallel to the seat (so he is facing me) i think to prevent motion sicknes. then he hung himself on the round handle and his whole body shake shake shake. i gave him a stare. he stare me back, and at the same time, continue shaking.
then right at the back of the bus, got one couple. the guy wanna la-ji with the girl, but the girl keep pushing him away. hahaha the guy's expression was super classic.
then the best part. reached old airport road there, got one bunch of broadwick guys boarded the bus. i noticed one quite big size, maybe bigger than me, guy's name on his sewed-on name tag. his name is bloody RAFFLES TAN. gosh what is his parents thinking when they gave his son this name. he want him to find another singapore? or to have a mate named farquar(how to spell ar?) i thought its bad enough to name your kid Beckham Huang. OOPS.
and this raffles' friend is wallace PINK. i think there must be some typo or his last name is really pink.
my son's name will be MARCO POLO BLACK
22 September 2006
wahh kana hatam today. felt how is it like when the team is at the receiving end of the result. hahaha next time we don score so much against people k.
for those who are sad.. take a look at this. i am sure it will make you laugh in one way or another hahaha
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS ELMO!
21 September 2006
hahaha how? my second sister's boyfriend proposed today wor. this time no video though. they very low profile one but she just showed me her ring.
so that means very soon she will be moving, so that means only the 3 of us will occupy the house.
hahaha mixed feeling hur? luckily i don't have to go through this the third time. at least that's positively.
get ready for the wedding video people.. should be soon lol (:
20 September 2006
Woman's Theorm. This is how its deprived derived..
17 September 2006
This is the scenario.
You bought a packet of rice that cost 2.8o, and when you are about to pay you saw one tray full of big, juicy OTAHS. Then you decide to add to your already wonderful packet of rice. But the store helper says " It cost 2.50, still want?"....... What do you do?
Ask what is the otah made from, if she said its whale meat, and maybe you might get attempted to buy it.
Buy it and show her you've got 2.50 and because the juicy otahs really appeal to you.
Ask her to take a look at her pathetic otahs and walk away.
I 2-ed. I think probably she must be smiling behind my back that time, coz she pocketed an additonal 1.50.
09 September 2006
Walked pass a pillar and saw this!
hahaha i think this guy was being rejected of his progress package.
01 September 2006
WHAT?! Just as I thought I had been through the shock of the decade, a shock of the CENTURY emerged.
TEVEZ and MASCHERANO going to, wait, WEST HAM?!?! what the hell are they doing there? fight against relegation? FA Cup? Ok maybe better, UEFA Cup.
For the benefit of the un-soccer people, let me illustrate an example to you guys. The above mentioned scenario is like, a karung-guni man, bought not only one, but TWO brand new, 760Li BMW (cost about 400+ k each. even imf delegates travelled in 730Li), to go around and collect old goods. He thought that he will pick up better more lucrative stuffs with his BMW, but all he gonna get is still old newspaper, old computers, old CD players. In the end, he ended up with more old newspaper, more old computers and more old CD players and 2 badly scratched 760.
Hahaha this world is really strange. This not only refer to the transfer market. Like that time i work. there was this lady? auntie? old hag? ok la whatever, lets call her Z. She is one angry woman who will get pek chek easily, curse and swear, talks in a strong tone, with hair like Fuo Zu. Ok la i didn't mean to make her sound so bad, but she is. and she even have this lanyard with bitches printed all over it hahaha. Then there is this uncle, friendly but got the typical go-geylang-face.
One fine day, the uncle brought a drink for Z. I though wah, why so good then i don have, and Z like drink it without saying thanks or whatever. I happened to know about Z's blog ( imagine your mum with a blog! ) so i went to check it out, out of curiosity and nothing else. THE UNCLE IS ACTUALLY Z'S HUBBY. peng sia
Its like, er Denis Koh married to Venessa Tan?
Or Tay Ping Hui is Xiang Yun's boyfriend.
ok not say uncle as handsome as tay ping hui, but its the link! THE LINK! i cant understand people now. haha
