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04 November 2006

nowadays when you see road accidents, 6 out of 10 are caused by taxi. and i fully comprehended why today

Case I
Taxi Type : Sliver arrow
Car make : Skoda
Destination: From TP to Hougang
Purpose : Play mahjong. 4 person take wu hua!

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Very happy when i flagged this cab, because seen it many times but dont know the make of the car. Its that sliver colour one, with an arrow inside the logo. I sat in front and bombarded the uncle with may questions.

wrong move. he got very excited, told me its 2500cc how its better than mercs cab he drove previously blah blah blah then he say... there you see *pointing to the speedometer* ... wah nabeh, he going 120kmh on a normal road.

"very fast right. hahahaha!" i grabbed my unbuckled seat belt...

Case II
Taxi type : Comfort
Car make : Toyota Crown
Destination : Bishan to home
Purpose : Go home

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wah this driver is one thug. he filter like the road is his, like the coffins are there for us already. got once he kena horned when he ngeh ngeh want to cut lane, he exclaimed, in a very thick canto-accent chinese " lai la, zhuang wo la. wo lao le, she me dou bu pa!" i heard this i tio chua, he may be eighty but i only eighteen. he cut from left to right, from right to left as though he is playing daytona. still say no one give way to taxi, and the most he paya maximum 2k if he smashed the car. walao eh uncle, you know how much i worth anot!

his favourite sentence is "bu yong pa de la!" say it in the canto-accent.