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01 September 2006

WHAT?! Just as I thought I had been through the shock of the decade, a shock of the CENTURY emerged.

TEVEZ and MASCHERANO going to, wait, WEST HAM?!?! what the hell are they doing there? fight against relegation? FA Cup? Ok maybe better, UEFA Cup.

For the benefit of the un-soccer people, let me illustrate an example to you guys. The above mentioned scenario is like, a karung-guni man, bought not only one, but TWO brand new, 760Li BMW (cost about 400+ k each. even imf delegates travelled in 730Li), to go around and collect old goods. He thought that he will pick up better more lucrative stuffs with his BMW, but all he gonna get is still old newspaper, old computers, old CD players. In the end, he ended up with more old newspaper, more old computers and more old CD players and 2 badly scratched 760.

Hahaha this world is really strange. This not only refer to the transfer market. Like that time i work. there was this lady? auntie? old hag? ok la whatever, lets call her Z. She is one angry woman who will get pek chek easily, curse and swear, talks in a strong tone, with hair like Fuo Zu. Ok la i didn't mean to make her sound so bad, but she is. and she even have this lanyard with bitches printed all over it hahaha. Then there is this uncle, friendly but got the typical go-geylang-face.

One fine day, the uncle brought a drink for Z. I though wah, why so good then i don have, and Z like drink it without saying thanks or whatever. I happened to know about Z's blog ( imagine your mum with a blog! ) so i went to check it out, out of curiosity and nothing else. THE UNCLE IS ACTUALLY Z'S HUBBY. peng sia

Its like, er Denis Koh married to Venessa Tan?

Or Tay Ping Hui is Xiang Yun's boyfriend.

ok not say uncle as handsome as tay ping hui, but its the link! THE LINK! i cant understand people now. haha