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09 August 2006

web page of the day here three cheers for wikipedia to make out highly infamous simple singlish into such a cheemology.

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met 3 weird person today.

ONE. sibei kan-chiong auntie

went to tm after school today to watch tokyo drift after we self-declared half day for national day eve. the berth we alighted was quite narrow and there are some stalls along it, so the most can 4 person walk at a time. me and 2 other friends got off, walked at a normal pace before we heard someone shouting at at least 140 decibels behind us

"want to walk one anot? walk so slow people behind how to walk."

we ji-tao stunned. first time people shout at us like that. lan lan

TWO. sibei guai-lan ah beng

after watching drift, wanna go home sleep already, super tired. at interchange there buying newpaper that time got one ah beng, also not very beng la, those cannot make it one, approach me and asked

ah beng : lian eh ( eh punk ) you know who is huiting bo?

me : no (pay uncle 2 d0llar)

ah beng : (walked nearer to me) you from tp right?

me : ya (collected my $1.30 change)

ah beng : then you know huiting anot? dont so guai lan can anot limpeh(your father) talking to you then you buy newpaper!" this time his face is right in front of me

me : I SAID I DONT KNOW (running of out patience)

feeling LL he walked away.

on a second thought i think i know who is huiting. but purely know only. nothing else. i think huiting cheated that ahbeng bruddar's money, got one standing behind him like wanna cry wanna cry like that then keep asking him to go. weirdass. but its fun to see people get so angry and yet i feel nothing.

THREE. ridiculous policewoman.

fireworks again haha all of us watched at different places. weicong at padang. me at marina square. justin yh cl at esplanade. darren? running as he watched. hahaha pathetic. so when i was calling them to meet up. one policewoman shouted behind me.

"please clear the way! and let the bus turn!!"

i though she is speaking to the group infront so i bo hiew.

she shouted again, so i turned back and ask " you're asking me to move? "

"ya who else? "

"but the bus is so far away from me !...... "

"DO NOT AGRUE AND MOVE! your cooperation is much appreciated."

i hate people who hate people challenging their authority but no choice, she police i civilian. wait kana detained no joke.

weird? you bet!