TOP OF THE DAY
12 June 2006
yesterday i went to work at kallang theatre, because philipinos are celebrating their independence day. the stars invited to the show was, Jolina and Ding Dong. they are the andy lau and faye wong in philipines. cool hur. just as i was slacking....
"masturbate ar? i don have masturbate leh. you wait ar i find masturbate for you"
"eh you got masturbate anot?"
i felt a slight tap on my shoulder.
OMG he is asking me whether i masturbate!?
this kind of thing should be left in the room, or the park if you liked it.
i almost pulled my fist on him until i knew his intention. he wants a PLASTIC BAG.
HOW DID HE MANAGE TO TIWST IT INTO MASTURBATE ?hahaha uncles pronounciation not good. so i came home and as my dad to pronounce PLASTIC BAG as accurately as possible. "BRA-STEAK BAD " lor, he said a matter of factly....back to work. yesterday was ridiculous. singtel paid 8 people on a 8-dollar-an-hour job for 8 hours. thats 64 man hour, freaking 512 bucks paid. AND THEY GOT THE BREADMAN AS WELL!there were gardinea, sunshine and one-more-brand-i-forgot to station there. because they are giving free buns as a promotion when ppl, or maid, buy the kababayan card, which is a top up card. I don know why the bread man ended up selling the top up card.and yeah, u guessed it. THERE IS A WHOLE LOAD OF BREAD.
kaya, pandan, chocolate, coffee, raisins. wheres my
ham and
cheese??
they were more enthu than the singtel stuffs ( us ) yay! three cheers for the breadman
oh ya talking about bread man. one guy lost 1.2k on mathes the previous day. how much does a delivery man earn? i am not being mean, but i see his pattern, he should have a family. by losing 1.2k a day, what are you going to put on the table?
friends, play responsibly! you will never get rich by betting.
ok i know its not convincing coming out of my mouth, but still!
